Champion select strategies to get your role

there are many ways to get your role in champ select. Here they are. The lucky start: Be first pick Be nice: highly prefer x role can i PLZ have it? the threat: X role or feed the i dont care what u pick: F**K YOU im X role the Truth: can i plz get my role im in promos and I need to make sure i win The Lie: can i plz get my role im in promos and I need to make sure i win The mute: Don't say anything and hope you get your role The Dodge: Dodge The Troll: pick a COMPLETElY troll champ for X role and insta lock it--->procced to rage about how u didnt get ur role----->hope someone else dodges Love you all and see you in champ select Did i forget any? If so feel free to comment the smurf: I am X real yet obscure challenger player no one has heard of look me up The alleged smurf: you "I am Bjergsen give me mid"----> teammate: why are u smurfing bronze bjergsen?-----> other teammate: instalocks leblanc "I got you leblanc? give me urgot"----->you: i don't have those champs on this account!!! The pedo/stalker/slut: I will suk all of your diks if u let me x role... where do u live?----->teammate: Is that an invitation or a threat?-------->teammate: wait how old are u?