LF stuff

I r bad please bring me along for comic relief needs people to play with cause bored and bad. Things i have to offer 1 Large duffel bag (Dont let it be said i didnt help you carry me) Wit and sarcasm (Mostly directed at the enemy jungler when he cant gank me cause i run so fast in the other direction screaming at you to save me) Many many Moons of knowledge from playing more league than i should have and not getting anywhere due to my inability to play the game alone 1 Large spare duffel bag (in case by some dastardly act i end up carrying anyone... anyone at all... even you or in the more likely scenario that you must carry me and another teammate.. Call this the DoubleLift) I'll be your wingman and help you pick up that enemy jinx. (This doesnt mean ill support... but i will support) Various other sizes of duffel bag (I mean you dont really expect alistar and teemo to need the same size duffelbag do you. Dont let it be said i inconvienienceded you with the inappropriately sized carrying untensil) And im just like... really nice and stuff? I have a PH level of 7. I'm Switzerland Seriously when you guys get in a fight ill step back and hold your wallets for you. That is all. Captain Signing off.