LF Bronze+ Players to Dynamic Queue and Climb

Recently I've been having some trouble. See, I can effectivly dominate my lane/jungle every game (7/2 Lux in lane, 4/0 Darius in lane, 9/1 Amumu in jungle). Unfortunatly, the rest of my team has a different gameplan. They apparently don't want to win, and feed. Take my Darius game for example. While I'm going 4/0, my teammates are going an average of 0/3 (some higher, some lower), and none of them have a single kill. If only I could have a good team for once! That's where you come in. Add my at my IGN, Dings if you're a r%%%%% and can't seem to find it.

TL;DR- Teams suck balls, I need a reliable group of players who won't feed harder than the red cross. Requires Curse Voice. Not accepting toplaners unless you're Faker in disguise.