D1 player placing smurf - lf decent dynamic queue

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Hey, so I asked you to add me on your D1 and you refused and called me annoying and said goodbye. So I'm guessing the reasoning behind that is the fact that your stats are well below where a D1's should be in silver...and that you don't actually have a D1. Another thing to note is that a D1's excuse for being bad shouldn't be that you are playing champs you haven't played much (especially versing silvers!).

Yeah, so you started pretty much harassing me in every way the moment I accepted your friend add. An AD main playing Rammus and Garen for the first times, I don't think I'm that bad actually. And they're quite fun. The Rammus KDA averages for all the players on Lolgraph is 4.2 / 5.1 / 10.6 and I have a 4.1 / 4.4 / 12.6

Suggest you do your research before you accuse someone of "not carrying" on Rammus and or Garen, who has a KDA average of 6.4 / 5.1 / 5.7 while mine is 7.0 / 3.6 / 6.4 and I only just started playing him.

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Okay, so here's where I'm going to make you look like an idiot. Your last Garen game (as top), you averaged 3.7 cs/10min AND only had 8% kill participation. Those are not things that vary too much from champion to champion, those are things a good player can do naturally on any champion by farming well and knowing when to group and tp to fights in order to increase your kill participation. The game before that you averaged 4.2 cs/10min. And given both of these games are wins, your cs should be much higher than that considering your team has more map control and you can farm much more safely. Now if you'd like to reply yet again, I'd love to teach you some things.

You didn't make anyone look like an idiot. I was playing against a Tryndamere which I had to attend to top lane and keep from controlling the top side of the map. Look how many losses you have in normals and the fact that you lost in a provisional match with one of your main champs shows that you're not Diamond. Now you get all of your friends to come and harass me, pretty pathetic. Obviously, when you play a champ for the first times, your CS isn't going to be very good. I don't know how to play Garen at all and I'm actually an AD main. These are viable excuses and you should really stop harassing people. Simply move on if you're the "smurf" you claim you are.

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Okay, so here's where I'm going to make you look like an idiot. Your last Garen game (as top), you averaged 3.7 cs/min AND only had 8% kill participation. Those are not things that vary too much from champion to champion, those are things a good player can do naturally on any champion by farming well and knowing when to group and tp to fights in order to increase your kill participation. The game before that you averaged 4.2 cs/10min. And given both of these games are wins, your cs should be much higher than that considering your team has more map control and you can farm much more safely. And you stated that those stats are "averages for ALL players." You do know only like 1% of players are high diamond to challenger, right? Thus the vast majority of those stats are calculated from gold-bronze games. Your research is invalid for a higher level of play. Now if you'd like to reply yet again, I'd love to teach you some things.

You can't teach anyone anything if you're losing provisional matches with your main champ.

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a smurf wouldn't waste so much time he would just log on his main

He's one of my friends and I've played with him a lot on smurfs previously

You people are just bad.