looking for someone to carry my ass to diamond lol

You sir, are a legend, a pioneer..an innovator of everything it means to climb ranks. On behalf of the League of Legends community i would like to award you this Garbage Can trophy. So that all will know of your deeds here today. None will forget your legend.

I can see asking for a carry to Diamond if you were like P2 / P1... but G5? That is asking for a pretty big boost...

No Diamond player would boost for free. It costs $100s for someone to boost you to diamond.