Jungler looking for ranked team

Hello, I am looking for an established ranked team to join. It is important to note that I will only choose . I will spend the majority of the game standing still, acting as a ward and guarding Baron. When I am not doing that I will be building dozens of mushrooms in my own base (I don't like it when enemies crush them). I will always build 6 boots of mobility, so that I will be super fast. I don't believe in using trinkets, as I think they are cheating. If you want me on your team, it will only cost you six easy payments of $24.99 (Cash or RP is acceptable).