[Coaching needed, please]

Hey guys, I'm not sure if this is the right subsection, if it's not will a mod please move it to the appropriate place?

I'm not sure where to start.. I'm on such a tilt, and I'm about to be demoted to bronze. I could tell you that I've had an abundance of trolls and afkers.. But it's stil my fault that I tilt and don't think clearly and end up feeding. I don't have any money to pay for coaching.. But I'm extremely open to learning, and could perhaps be a staple for you in a coaching business, for example "As my first student I got him from s5 to g4" or whatever the case... I'm looking for a diamond player, who want's to see more people flourish in this game... My hopes is that with the right help, I can get to gold 5 by the end of the season, so far I've peaked at s2 and rapidly dropping to b1 again which, by all means my playing isn't the best.. But smurfs, trolls and afkers have their parts. Just please, if you're a nice helpful person contact me... It would be greatly appreciated! - A very dedicated player.