need a replacement for alpha male in skype call

hey i need some people who have the skype program to replace me because i am the cancer of my call. we will be doing an interview style process.

> must be able to 1 v 5 with rengar > needs to have 400 thousand mastery point on yasuo > must know what overwatch is > no weebs > gamer girl dressed as a furry > bug-bite fetish > must be familiar with memes > must browse reddit for 4 hours a day > 6 feet or taller > must have a low key questionable bond with a man named sam > must never swear > must be a god at arguing > must be prepared to golf > must have at least 100 hours of experience with scratch > threaten to make video games but never finish them

my skype is nibruu