Recruiting for a brand new team

Hi guys, Scrappy here.

I'm starting a brand new team. What are the requirements you ask? Well...

#1 You must be a troll.

Yes. You read that correctly. If you are not a troll, you need not apply. You might find yourself asking, "Why? Why, Mr. Scrappy, must I be a troll to apply for your new team?" You have already failed the application. Close your browser immediately.

#2 You must not actually be a troll

"Mr. Scrappy, I feel like you are playing with my emotions." Yes. You are learning, child.

#3 Map Awareness

Have it.

#4 Be better than Bronze.

Notice I have stated "Be better than..." This does not mean you actually have to be ranked higher than Bronze.
***DISCLAIMER ALERT!!!~~#!$$ (Chances are, you are ranked where you are ranked for good reason. Currently, I am ranked Silver II...because my skills and overall worth ((in life)) are approximately at a Silver II ranking. That said, this team is open to anyone at any rank because YOU ARE NOT NECESSARILY EQUAL TO YOUR RANK)

#5 Sarcasm

Understand that without sarcasm, we would never get anywhere. IRL or in-game. If you can't handle sarcasm, you needn't apply.

#6 You MUST reply and ADD TO this discussion.

As founder and leader of this team (which doesn't actually exist yet, but will at a future date...like, after I get off work soon.) I have EXCLUSIVE rights to approve/deny members of this team. I want to approve. I want you for my team. You are special. Tell me why in your comment.

#7 That's it.

Potential members will be contacted by yours truly and that's the way it goes. Let's do it. =)

Overlord King Sir

• Mr. Scrappy