Those looking to escape Elo Hell (and have some fun in the process) CLICK ON ME

BrosephStahlin·1/17/2016, 3:03:43 AM·1 votes·308 views

We must Band together, Brothers and sisters, to escape elo hell. I am a very friendly ,not to mention skillful jungler/top laner looking for some homies to join me in my journey to climb into higher ranks (bronze 5 atm). This team is envisioned to contain a roster of dedicated league players looking to be successful in ranked while also having a good time. League is centered on teamwork, which is the motto this entire operation is centered on. Nine times out of ten going in Solo on ranked matches will leave you butt ass naked on the streets questioning why you even played ranked in the first place. However, If you want your problem of spontaneous outfit combustion from playing solo to cease (yes it is a real problem), To retain the familiar taste of winning with a friendly group of players, to actually make ranked fun and not an absolute fuck fest, should Message me in game at: BrosephStahlin

Requirements:

  • you don't take the form of a bag of salted Lays chips once killed by an annoying opponent.
  • You gotta have some form of social skills, cause no one enjoys playing with a quiet weirdo who's gt is Always_WatchingYou_Sleep or some shit.
  • Gotta have good sense of humor. If you thought the Garfield movies were funny, or if you rely on fox news to provide you with news then i already hate you. (if you get the garfield joke that's how you know you are old enough to join up) -No children. Gotta be atleast like 17 give or take. Sorry, Kids.
  • If you add me in game, message me your role and what your favorite color is. What you would like to be called doesn't hurt either. If you enjoy the devils lettuce then you get bonus points.

4 Comments

Darth Agam1/17/2016, 3:40:36 AM1 votes

You need a TL;DR and you need to mention that you're Bronze 5, if you want people to respond.