Need help to climb to bronze 5!

Hello! I am a goldII player on my normal account. Sometimes I fall into a slump and get just a bit tilted. So when I am super tilted I like to play in bronzeV to remind me that I am actually not that bad and to enjoy the great plays bronzeV has to offer. However, I find it very difficult to lose games in bronze, I have tried it all. I afk, feed, play drunk, text, watch a movie, build like a r%%%%%, press "S" in middle of teamfight, and nothing! all these tactics result in wins. I really need help from a professional bronze player to help me drop as low as possible. Any tips? please use comment box below for any tips that may help me.