Looking for new hraln to replace old one

Needs to main adc but can play other lanes . He needs to be some what good able to carry. Needs to be bronze 3. Has to tell lame jokes that are funny and needs to get along with Mac. Also needs to be some what toxic but not too toxic.
Sweet b SOMEONE ACTUALLY TAKE the OFFER THIS IS NOT A JOKE HRLAN GOT A LIFE AND I NEVER ON NEED REPLACEMENT!

P.S also needs to call mac silly names like macarooni because he hates it. Would prefer someone with elispe but bow a requirement.