Listen Linda... I am the man you are looking for

I'm the fucking man...you've all been waiting for. If you are a tournament team that is looking into intense god damn lane dunking, I'm the next LeBron of league. I am the best gosh darn teammate you wish you could have. I'm the bees knees, the shit like I slithered in poo. The next big thing. ONLY YOU can prevent losses by picking up me. I have enough space in this backpack for you, your sister, and your team. You need a support? I'm like the dad you never had. The psychiatrist you aways wanted but didn't want to admit to having. You need an adc? I'm fucking Rambo, commando, and steve jobs rolled into one. You need a top laner? ask your girl, best top she's ever had. Basically...adding me is the best life decision you'll regret never making. Ing-name: A Chaotic Vayne