Worst player in LoL looking for group to help get out of B5 before permabanned.

I've been stuck in Bronze 5 for past 3 years, haven't been eligible for promo for 4 months, lose more games than I win, apoligizes for everything I do wrong and cant do. Im pretty much the worst player in LoL and pretty much just waiting to get permabanned. Would like to see Bronze 4 at least once before Riot permabans me. Not picky as to who wants to play, just want to see bronze 4 at least once before Riot forces me out.