LF Platinum Snacky (Ranked Team Clickbait ~ NA is my city)

What we need for our EPIC team is someone a lot like Snacky, but who doesn't really have amazing reflexes or meme potential. You're gonna need to get exactly 2 of the first 3 melee creeps in lane to prove yourself worthy. Elder Dragon steal? As long as you hit it with your W when it's under 2k hp you're good to go. Don't use your heal when you're about to die? That's all good too, at least it's up for next fight. However, we would prefer you only wear men's clothing during our scrims... don't want to get too distracted and throw the game.

I'm the support of our team, I'm a lot like Lemon so you don't need to worry. Although my random deaths are only about 5 a game I'll try to work on dying in river more. Maybe shave my head. Our mid laner is good at losing 1v1's earlygame to what we can only assume are European imports. Jungler seems to take at least 65 minutes to master the champion he chooses (our longest game so far was 62 minutes). And our top laner... well I think the only word to properly describe his playstyle is "Balls."

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