Looking for a new Biscut

Dear Players, My group of friends and I are in the market for a new Biscut. We all play together regularly and often have a full team, but here lately a void has been left by our resident Biscut getting something that she calls a 'Lofe'. This Lofe has pulled her away from league and so now we must find a replacement to fill her spot. Requirements include but are not limited to:

Being okay with being forced to ADC even if it isn't the role you want to play. Having a Lena who sings Disney songs and covers the house with chocolate. (If you do not know what a Lena is, please do not apply) Having a 'Chica' that often fills the background with the sounds of her protecting the house and you chastising her for it. Never having cool downs when a team fight begins. When you do have cool downs, make sure you have no mana. Be unable to both CS and poke at the same time. Must not have a 'Lofe'.

We are a very friendly group of players who spend much of our time trolling around in normals or ARAMs because none of us take this game too seriously. Winning is nice, but having fun is important! Randoms in our teams simply do not understand this and as a result tend to get upset or rage and this simply is not acceptable. Thanks to Lofe, we are now forced to have more randoms than we would like, so we need someone without a Lofe to become our new Biscut. Feel free to join us today!