Who will adopt me? (Preseason: Platinum)
While you are walking through Piltover to stock up on the upcoming battle, you notice an alleyway you have never explored before. Interested, you begin to walk down the alley. Startled by a sound coming from the right hand side of the alley, you take a quick step back as you quickly glance in the direction of the sound. You see a small cardboard box, with a sign next to it. Upon closer examination, you notice the sign says, "Free Teemo for a Loving Home". Glancing inside, you see a teeny tiny yordle with a blowpipe. It giggles and shoots a small heart shaped dart at you. You kick the cardboard box and begin to walk away, noticing that your vision is beginning to become impaired. You feel as if you stepped on an object, and instantaneously a gigantic cloud of green gas fills the air. You gasp for breath as you reach out to get away from the gas... But it is too late, you fall over, succumbing to the poisonous gas in the air. On your dying breath, you hear a small giggle, and the small yordle in the box says "gg ez noob"
Adopt me for a team or clan please, I only play Teemo :)
