Vagina Enthusiasts Recruiting

Salude! xVAGe is finally opening it's pearly gates for recruitment. We seek like-minded fellow vagina enthusiasts who propagate the Rift and wish to join us in comraderie.

Requirements: Must be enthusiastic about vaginas (penises also acceptable if sufficient reasoning is given - as suggested by our open-minded vagina enthusiast jungler Upsided). Generally looking to play post 8:00 PM EST (east coast rulz f west coast lol). Liking dogs is a bonus as long as they are spayed and neutered.

LINEUP:

Top: Balls Mid: Probably Ahri ADC: YOU?! Support: IDK YOUR MOM Jungler: Upsided (and our coach and shotcaller and mascot)

k lol pm upsided