Looking for smurfs

I was S5 last season and placed B5 cuz I jacked up my mmr. Right now B1 but been stuck here for ages, for some reason I just can't climb out. I've dropped from B1 70-80 lp to B1 0 lp like 3-4 times now. Tired of all the AFKs or trolls that first pick teemo mid because their zed was banned :/. Looking for any Elo smurf to help me with a couple wins so I can climb out. EVEN 1 win would help me a lot and I would really appreciate it. I can probably gift you something the next time I get RP if you can play a couple games with me to help me get to silver. I can skype if you wish and main Mid/Sup but can play any role. Thanks :)