Help my bro Greenesto out! {GOLD 1 AND PROUD}

Hey guys its me, cheeseballeater1212 and i have a friend who is in serious trouble. The endless cycle of gold 1, as he is sitting there crying every day as i hear him in the other room. He compares himself to faker, doublelift, impact, but i compare him to the first time ive played this game. He mains top and mid, and is proud of going 0/12, but anything for the team right? So i really want people to add him and help him out escape the pits of gold 1, and climb with him, and carry his ashe to plat B O Y S. Yea but for real though, add him if you wanna get to plat in a jiffy.

P.S. His favorite word is tank, thats why he plays top lane alot and uses the term "elo tank" because he has alot of experience from elo tanking =]