[Team][Plat2+] Villainous Fruits - Looking for MID and TOP
#Who are we? We are the Villainous Fruits! Our captain, Dreaded Banana got tired of dealing with awful adcs, and formed a team in 2015, gathering the most heinous produce he could find. Since then, we’ve grown into a fairly devilish group. Most of our players are pretty troll, but we’re a tight bunch at the end of the day.
##Dreaded Banana
Support, Team Captain, Resident Military Specialist, Cuddly Braum Player
Banana may seem yellow and phallic, but he’s really a sweetie once you get to know him. He acts as manager, in-fight shotcaller and shit-poster. Occasionally he has to go on active duty every 2 or 3 months, for a week. Has a brother that’s loud and obnoxious but they love each other.
##Malevolent Lemons
ADC, Draft specialist, Mechanical Extraordinaire, Dirty Tristana Abuser
Nobody knows what he does for a living, but our best guess is S L A Y. While typically more towards the quiet end, when he speaks up, it’s usually worth listening to (or a meme). We suspect he is literal technology of some sort, but in the end he’s an enigma wrapped in a mystery, tied up in a citrus peel.
##Dastardly Lime
Jungler, Macro man, Youtube Sensation, Grumpy Reksai Fetishist
Known primarily as Boop “Booperdee2” adoo, tends to write like 8 pages of analysis in the group chat that half the people read, and half just give up. Improves at prodigious rates, but from time to time, tilts so far off the face of the planet people make shooting star memes about him. A real cerebral guy, you might find him sour but just pour sugar on him and drown him in a pool for a zingy summer drink.
##Insecure Papaya
Coach, Vod Review God, Solo Queue Rager, Disgusting Gragas Impersonator
The college educated thiccboi who likes to spell check as we write this. His lectures are mentally taxing but provide the team with a bounty of resources to work with towards growth and development. On a mechanical level, he might as well be a potato, but at least he doesn't post dick pics in the welcome channel.
#Why we need YOU
We’ve recently run into some issues with our current solo laners. Although we love them both to death, their lives have gotten too busy to play at the level which we want to pursue. That’s where you come in.
##We’re looking for a starter Mid, and a Top sub to play regularly.
We’re looking for players that are committed, conscientious, intelligent, and most importantly able to meme at an advanced level to join the fruit basket.
#Requirements
##Availability We practice 3 days a week at a minimum, at 6pm EST. Two of these days will be spent scrimming / flexing as five, and one primarily reviewing vods. We like to participate in amateur tournaments when possible, in addition to scheduled practices. If someone can’t make it, we reschedule to another day, so a free schedule is very important.
Continuous Play
Team members are expected to be putting in two games of solo queue a day on top of practice. Repeatedly putting in fewer will not be tolerated. We have a soft requirement of Platinum Two to apply (If you’re lower than that, your peak rank must be at least Diamond Four)
##Willingness to Receive Coaching Players are expected to be flexible about champion picks, listen and contribute to team discussions and strategy, and respect each other. Dardoch impersonators will be dardoch-d. Keep your tilt under control
##Prepared for Team Play Own all the champions, and have a decent microphone. It’s 2017 cmon bruh. We don’t need that kind of a handicap.
#Application Process
- Please add “Atherton Wing#6043” (papaya) on discord to apply - shoot me your op.gg, and why you’re interested in our team.
- If you seem decent, we move to a verbal interview with Banana and I.
- After a thorough grilling, If both of us still like you, we grab the whole team and play a round of Cards Against Humanity to get to know you.
