Someone save me... Please?

For the 5th time in the last three days I've suffered through the "F' you, suck me, blah blah" ranting from the beginning of Champion Select all the way to the end of the game. Constant intentional feeding... Just a pure nightmare. Frankly... I'm tired of it. I just want to move along, crawl my fat ass out of the depths of Bronze and get somewhere where my efforts of feeding my ADC until they're nice and fat actually mean something compared to walking into a shark tank with every other lane fed.

I am, by far, not the greatest in the world. I know that. But I know that I'm a lot better than what I'm stuck with. I'm very versatile in any lane and can play wherever needed. What I'm looking for is some decent folks to work together with in a flex 5 or duos. I want to get where I feel challenged rather than overwhelming defeat at the hands of a fat, smug Darius or Ahri.

Will someone save me?

Yours truly, Docc