Elite Epic Legendary Team - Now Recruiting!

Lexually·Feb 10, 2017·1 votes·1,370 views

So you want to join this LEGENDARY.. EPIC.. ELITE.. TEAM?

First Step (fill out application, max one sentence no typos or disqualified (or you get support, undecided): Favorite champion: Spirit animal: Hobbies during grey screen: Summoner's name backwards: Shoe size: Game mode most played while eating dinner: Salt intake: What song best describes your game play?

Once application is filled, you will be summoned for 5 waves of extended interviews. Good luck!

35 Comments

Forgotten HøpeFeb 10, 20173 votes

Favorite champion: Lucian Spirit animal: White Cheetah Hobbies during grey screen: OSU (Yes I spend that much time in grey screen) Summoner's name backwards: 011raflaV Shoe size: 12 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Ranked, duh bro Salt intake: Over 9000 What song best describes your game play? Born This Way

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Lucian Spirit animal: White Cheetah Hobbies during grey screen: OSU (Yes I spend that much time in grey screen) Summoner's name backwards: 011raflaV Shoe size: 12 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Ranked, duh bro Salt intake: Over 9000 What song best describes your game play? Born This Way

9.8/10

JSH0CKFeb 10, 20172 votes

Favorite champion: Diana Spirit animal: Turtle Turtle Hobbies during grey screen: Makin noodles, flickin the beans, eating twinkies, heatin up collard greens, the usual Summoner's name backwards: Kc0hsJ Shoe size: 14 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Arammmm Salt intake: Continuous Intake, immeasurable; in my past life i was a salt cube What song best describes your game play? I quit LOL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQphkQBYNBs

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Diana Spirit animal: Turtle Turtle Hobbies during grey screen: Makin noodles, flickin the beans, eating twinkies, heatin up collard greens, the usual Summoner's name backwards: Kc0hsJ Shoe size: 14 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Arammmm Salt intake: Continuous Intake, immeasurable; in my past life i was a salt cube What song best describes your game play? I quit LOL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQphkQBYNBs

8.6.9./10 xox

WinterkillFeb 11, 20172 votes

Favorite champion: Karma. Spirit animal: Nene Leakes. Hobbies during grey screen: Talking to my dog. Summoner's name backwards: lameih Shoe size: 6 1/2. Game mode most played while eating dinner: Normals Salt intake: 6. It is 10 when I play with Byuko or Narsonas. What song best describes your game play? You Spin Me Right Round - Dead or Alive

LexuallyFeb 11, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Karma. Spirit animal: Nene Leakes. Hobbies during grey screen: Talking to my dog. Summoner's name backwards: lameih Shoe size: 6 1/2. Game mode most played while eating dinner: Normals Salt intake: 6. It is 10 when I play with Byuko or Narsonas. What song best describes your game play? You Spin Me Right Round - Dead or Alive

9.8/10

BlackbeardActuaIFeb 11, 20172 votes

Let's go boys. Gimmie gimmie.

Favorite champion: lb Spirit animal: Apache Helicopter Hobbies during grey screen: Eating Summoner's name backwards: sillirt Shoe size: 9.5 just like my...socks Game mode most played while eating dinner: Ranked URF Salt intake: The American Heart Association recommends no more than 2,300 milligrams (mgs) a day and an ideal limit of no more than 1,500 mg per day for most adults. What song best describes your game play? Sorry not sorry

Lataaaa biiiiich

LexuallyFeb 11, 20172 votes

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Let's go boys. Gimmie gimmie.

Favorite champion: lb Spirit animal: Apache Helicopter Hobbies during grey screen: Eating Summoner's name backwards: sillirt Shoe size: 9.5 just like my...socks Game mode most played while eating dinner: Ranked URF Salt intake: The American Heart Association recommends no more than 2,300 milligrams (mgs) a day and an ideal limit of no more than 1,500 mg per day for most adults. What song best describes your game play? Sorry not sorry

Lataaaa biiiiich

10/10, be prepared for your five waves of extended interviews within the next few days. You'll be notified by a carrier pigeon.

Pyre OnyxFeb 10, 20171 votes

Favorite champion: Viktor Spirit animal: Tiger Hobbies during grey screen: Fap Summoner's name backwards: xynO eryP Shoe size: 10 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Penis Salt intake: Huge daily What song best describes your game play? Baby

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Viktor Spirit animal: Tiger Hobbies during grey screen: Fap Summoner's name backwards: xynO eryP Shoe size: 10 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Penis Salt intake: Huge daily What song best describes your game play? Baby

7/10.

Pyre OnyxFeb 10, 20171 votes

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7/10.

I'm sorry, you must be mistaken, you meant 10/10.

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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I'm sorry, you must be mistaken, you meant 10/10.

Idk man. Look around. Lots of competition. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Pyre OnyxFeb 10, 20171 votes

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Idk man. Look around. Lots of competition. [slayer-jinx-wink]

F that, give me my 10/10 ho.

black adc 2k17Feb 10, 20171 votes

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LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Graves because he has a cigar. Spirit animal: A big black dildo Hobbies during grey screen: Heros never die! (insert mercy voice) Summoner's name backwards: uoY kcuF Shoe size: 12, just like my dick. Game mode most played while eating dinner: Your moms nipples. Salt intake: Enough to fill the ocean 10 times over What song best describes your game play? Kill all the gays and the %%%gots

-6/10.

RivathaleithFeb 10, 20171 votes

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-6/10.

THAT WAS THE BEST POST AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

MorgwynisFeb 10, 20171 votes

Favorite champion: Galileo Spirit animal: Wolf Hobbies during grey screen: Slap my face because of my mistakes Summoner's name backwards:Sanosran Shoe size:8 1/2 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Queuing and clicking decline repeatedly Salt intake: I am the aspect of salt, salt is love, salt is life. What song best describes your game play? In The Arms Of The Angels

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Galileo Spirit animal: Wolf Hobbies during grey screen: Slap my face because of my mistakes Summoner's name backwards:Sanosran Shoe size:8 1/2 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Queuing and clicking decline repeatedly Salt intake: I am the aspect of salt, salt is love, salt is life. What song best describes your game play? In The Arms Of The Angels

9.2/10

JahnitorFeb 10, 20171 votes

Favorite champion: Kled Spirit animal: Drakalops. Hobbies during grey screen: Need to see it first. Summoner's name backwards: Delka Shoe size: 14 wides. Game mode most played while eating dinner: Spectate Salt intake: Home made french fries. What song best describes your game play? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmzz4vMiLY

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Kled Spirit animal: Drakalops. Hobbies during grey screen: Need to see it first. Summoner's name backwards: Delka Shoe size: 14 wides. Game mode most played while eating dinner: Spectate Salt intake: Home made french fries. What song best describes your game play? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmzz4vMiLY

8.5.7/10

Máma ßird RakanFeb 10, 20171 votes

Favorite champion: Thresh; The Chain Warden Spirit animal: tbh i onetime felt intune with a pidgeon.. bad times my friend bad times. Hobbies during grey screen: ~~jiggling my honeypot vigirously in the corner of my room with the lights off. ~~ Summoner's name backwards: Imagaklarref Shoe size: My foot is bigger than the average dick.. Game mode most played while eating dinner: Dinner? I eat when i can. o.o Salt intake: I play league every day.. you tell me. What song best describes your game play? I see fire ~~(this is fine.)~~ -ed Sheran

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Thresh; The Chain Warden Spirit animal: tbh i onetime felt intune with a pidgeon.. bad times my friend bad times. Hobbies during grey screen: ~~jiggling my honeypot vigirously in the corner of my room with the lights off. ~~ Summoner's name backwards: Imagaklarref Shoe size: My foot is bigger than the average dick.. Game mode most played while eating dinner: Dinner? I eat when i can. o.o Salt intake: I play league every day.. you tell me. What song best describes your game play? I see fire ~~(this is fine.)~~ -ed Sheran

8.9.9.9/10

The Final ShunpoFeb 10, 20171 votes

Favorite champion: Katarina Spirit Animal: Panda Hobbies during grey screen: Regretting life decisions Summoner name backwards: Reyalssoak Shoe size: Too damn big Game mode most played during dinner: ARAM a.k.a. clown Fiesta mode Salt intake: One bronze 5 game What song best describes your gameplay: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Katarina Spirit Animal: Panda Hobbies during grey screen: Regretting life decisions Summoner name backwards: Reyalssoak Shoe size: Too damn big Game mode most played during dinner: ARAM a.k.a. clown Fiesta mode Salt intake: One bronze 5 game What song best describes your gameplay: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Loool 9/10

Sir SnuffykinsFeb 10, 20171 votes

First Step (fill out application, max one sentence no typos or disqualified (or you get support, undecided): Favorite champion: Khazix Spirit animal: A wild and untamable Jigglypuff Hobbies during grey screen: There's something other than a grey screen? Summoner's name backwards: snikyffunSriS Shoe size: 10 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Always ranked so I can go AFK in base to go eat Salt intake: MasterYi Teemo Yasuo you can fill in the rest... What song best describes your game play? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkQ-bUseXNY (I think this is the right one but not sure cuz i don't have headphones atm)

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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First Step (fill out application, max one sentence no typos or disqualified (or you get support, undecided): Favorite champion: Spirit animal: A wild and untamable Jigglypuff Hobbies during grey screen: There's something other than a grey screen? Summoner's name backwards: snikyffunSriS Shoe size: 10 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Always ranked so I can go AFK in base to go eat Salt intake: you can fill in the rest... What song best describes your game play? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkQ-bUseXNY (I think this is the right one but not sure cuz i don't have headphones atm)

9.7.7/10

Sir SnuffykinsFeb 10, 20171 votes

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9.7.7/10

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES MY LIFE GOAL COMPLETE

AloraMayIsMyWifeFeb 10, 20171 votes

Hey! Is your team looking for a coach?

My name is Hitsman and I've been coaching for the last two seasons. I started like everyone does, coaching silver teams but ended up at the top coaching challenger teams. I have recently come back from an extended break from league but am looking to get back into coaching for some rising teams! Feel free to add me at Hitsman on NA. My schedule is 6pm to 2am pacific standard time.

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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Hey! Is your team looking for a coach?

My name is Hitsman and I've been coaching for the last two seasons. I started like everyone does, coaching silver teams but ended up at the top coaching challenger teams. I have recently come back from an extended break from league but am looking to get back into coaching for some rising teams! Feel free to add me at Hitsman on NA. My schedule is 6pm to 2am pacific standard time.

I'm the only coach on this beautiful team. I coach yoga as well.

chauncey10Feb 10, 20171 votes

First Step (fill out application, max one sentence no typos or disqualified (or you get support, undecided): Favorite champion: zac Spirit animal: sloth Hobbies during grey screen: Tilting my brother Summoner's name backwards: 01yecnuahc Shoe size: 10 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Nexus seige Salt intake: More then NB3 What song best describes your game play? F*** the police

LexuallyFeb 10, 20172 votes

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First Step (fill out application, max one sentence no typos or disqualified (or you get support, undecided): Favorite champion: zac Spirit animal: sloth Hobbies during grey screen: Tilting my brother Summoner's name backwards: 01yecnuahc Shoe size: 10 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Nexus seige Salt intake: More then NB3 What song best describes your game play? F*** the police

8/10

above the timeFeb 10, 20171 votes

Favorite champion: Ezreal Spirit animal: Ramen Hobbies during grey screen: checking my phone for no reason Summoner's name backwards: moeboyP Shoe size: 9 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Aram Salt intake: my only source of salt is salt bae What song best describes your game play? The Toxic Avenger - Make This Right

LexuallyFeb 11, 20172 votes

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Favorite champion: Ezreal Spirit animal: Ramen Hobbies during grey screen: checking my phone for no reason Summoner's name backwards: moeboyP Shoe size: 9 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Aram Salt intake: my only source of salt is salt bae What song best describes your game play? The Toxic Avenger - Make This Right

Mmm ramen 8/10

RKOMorphenomenalFeb 11, 20171 votes

**Favorite champion: **Rengar; The Pridestalker Spirit animal: I would have to say White Tiger. Hobbies during grey screen: Changing music to find a better song. Summoner's name backwards: 103duolc **Shoe size: **When wearing sneakers size 12 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Ranked, while eating something from the 7-11 Salt intake: Unable to keep track, I should be dead. What song best describes your game play? Paper Boi, Paper Boi, Paper Boi Always 'bout that paper, boy If you ain't on your grind And you flexin', you's a hater, boy

LexuallyFeb 12, 20172 votes

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**Favorite champion: **Rengar; The Pridestalker Spirit animal: I would have to say White Tiger. Hobbies during grey screen: Changing music to find a better song. Summoner's name backwards: 103duolc **Shoe size: **When wearing sneakers size 12 Game mode most played while eating dinner: Ranked, while eating something from the 7-11 Salt intake: Unable to keep track, I should be dead. What song best describes your game play? Paper Boi, Paper Boi, Paper Boi Always 'bout that paper, boy If you ain't on your grind And you flexin', you's a hater, boy

20/20