Adopt me into your team - I'm an ADC

Hi, my name's Tytrus. I've been playing League of Legends for far too long; please kill me now. If you choose not to end my suffering, then perhaps you can make my League-life less laughable and add me to your ranked team. I'm currently S3/S2 in SoloRanked-queue, and I'm not as good as I think I am, let's be honest. I can make mediocre plays, burn summoner spells to prolong death, miss a few easy cs, and fail at stealing dragon/baron. I just might be the perfect average fit for your team, if your team is full of average Silver players, that is. My current favorite ADC is Ezreal. He's a pretty cool bloke and I enjoy shooting people with him, so that's fun. Check me out on op.na.gg. I dropped a link here for your convenience. You might notice a few disgusting losses in my match history, and I promise you, those losses are my fault. I didn't face-role carry as would be expected. Before I tilt myself into oblivion, however, I'm going to stop looking at my match history and let you decide for yourself if I'm worth recruiting.

For a few basic need-to-know details, I'm available most weekdays from 6pm - 9pm CST. I also play on some weekends if I'm not out of town. Oh, I'm also an NA player; that's useful to know. If you're interested in prolonging my suffering, drop a comment or add me on Leagues. Who knows, maybe we'll win as much as we lose?