I play all roles well. LFT - "Han Solo Yolo"

Don't look at my rank and stats alone to judge me. Season 3 I carried a team of noobs (my irl friends) who really, really suck. They'll admit it as well. Anyways I carried them to Gold 3 as a Shotcaller. I didn't do it alone, they listened well and we did ok for a first season together.

Well, I'm not looking for B, C, & D players anymore. I want A players. But mature, calm A players. I do like shot calling. I have a sixth sense as far as this game goes. Without wards I can easily tell you where the enemy champions whereabouts are. But I also have tunnel vision during the initial lane phase until level 6.

I can play all roles well. I help the team the most when I am mid. I'm still not used to the new jungle, but I have no problem jungling. I prefer to call it (Ganking rather than Jungling). As a jungler I spend more time ganking lanes that are having trouble, just to show a presence if anything to demoralize the enemy.

I don't know how to do this, but if I were reading somebody's application for a part, I'd want to see the following:

Summoner Name: Han Solo Yolo Time Played: Pffft... I've been playing since Preseason 1. I had about 1.5k wins when Season 1 began. Do you have all Champions Unlocked? Yes. Are you familiar with them all? Yes. Can you play them all? No, there are a few that I just do not have good chemistry with.

As briefly as possible, describe your play style: I take the first 6 levels very seriously. I use what I call "Common LoL Sense" (CLS) during this phase. I stay patient, I try to last until level 6 before backing. I hardly ever get fed before level 6 unless the enemy laner is a noob. (When I say noob, I don't mean it offensively, some people are just unskilled or unfamiliar with a game.) That being said, there's more noobs in LoL than grains of sand on Earth. jk = )

It's hard to describe a play style without being specific. But as briefly as possible...

ADC - I cannot get Creep Score very well. I just do not have the patience. I like to focus on getting kills. But I do it wisely. I poke at just the right times while avoiding their support. If my support jumps in, well by god I do too, to a degree. I guess let us pretend that every other role is played by a player that is not a noob. Therefore, I'm a pretty aggressive ADC. I like getting kills. My favorite ADC is Ashe. I liked her before and after the update. She's still fun and about the same.

SUPPORT - Most ADC's love my Support. I am a very passive aggressive support. I appear weak and jump in and secure kills for my ADC at all costs. I enjoy support, but my taste for blood makes it boring. It is especially frustrating when your ADC is a noob.

MIDDLE - This is my favorite. I feel like I have full control of the game from the mid lane. I rarely lose mid lane. I like to roam bottom and top and be able to intercept jungle fights. I love mid lane. I can play a variety of champs mid. List is too long to make here but... top 5? Annie, LB, Brand, Teemo, Twisted Fate (AD or AP). I prefer that the jungler leave me alone unless they could actually catch and secure a kill mid. When I play mid, I want the enemy to feel as comfortable as possible, so when it's time to unleash my combo it hits them hard and causes them to stutter their plays. With Annie I love getting my stun ready and dropping the good ole "R, Q, W, Ignite, E, Q". Typically they are dead before I can get that last Q off cooldown.

TOP - A fun but challenging lane. It's a bit tougher than most other lanes, you are left with little support. That being said, 90% of the time I dominate, 10% of the time I have trouble but can still hang in here. It's just a matter of adapting. My favorite and easiest role top (by easy I mean, I do well every single game and rarely have problems) would be Garen Tank. I love my Rune, Mastery, and Item builds for Garen. I cannot share my secrets, but I would bet money that I am a better Garen than anybody reading this post. I can also play Yi, Darius, Nasus, Teemo, Tryndamere, Fiora, and more (just jotting down quickies).

JUNGLE - I'm not going to lie, jungle to me is boring. I prefer to do what I have to in the jungle and gtfo. I gank heavily and get kills and get lanes fed 99% of the time. Now what they do after getting fed is another story. I can usually only focus my attention on 2 lanes at a time. There will always be one lane that I cannot give much attention to, hopefully 1/3 lanes can handle themselves. Favorite junglers... Amumu, Rammus, Xin, Elise, and I have done Nidalee successfully recently. Have been scared to try it again, but Spears coming out of the jungle then a flying panther... nuff said, it was fun. I went like 20-7 or something. 25-7.

That about sums it up. I like playing with people on voice chat that do not spam chat with crybaby bullshit. I play seriously and love when I have teams that respond quickly. That season 3 gold 3 team was fun if nothing else. We tried hard and just got outplayed sometimes, not to mention my friends were noobish. But it was fun because when we made these amazing plays that I would call, it was impressive. My friends enjoyed playing just for those moments. We didn't do all this crap they do now. We let the ADC push and appear to overextend while the other 4 of us hid in a bush, or we would fake Baron or Dragon and catch the enemy off-guard. We used tactics all organized by me and it was so much fun. I feel like too many players focus on the wrong things at the wrong time.

That topic could go on for ages. To make it short, I like being the Team Leader and shot-calling. I don't like negative whiners or captain obvious's.

I like to remain positive and defeat enemies with teamwork. I am tired of solo-queue. I want to either be part of or put together a team for Ranked Games. At the very least, I would like a DUO PARTNER or PARTNERS that are in Bronze and would like to get out. Voice Chat preferred.

I think it's time I actually get in with or create a Pro Team. I know I'm good enough. Are you?

(Again, don't judge on my Match History alone. Those random solo queue games are terrible. I won't blame the other players but... my god the crap I see. I should record it. Makes my brain hurt. I am a very good player. I know what I am doing and I could definitely do it professionally.)