WHERE IS THE RANKED ARAM?

My entire League Career Has Led up to me sharing this information. I Grew up in Season 3 Believing that Garen was the top champion to play 24/7. My thought was blindsided by this wonderful place called BRONZE 5. My Father told me that i should be kicked out of his house for being such a disgrace to the Brimhall Family Line. I packed my bags and left to Go find a better place to live out my Days. This is where i found ARAM.

  In this winter wonderful place i found many things that any cat woman would find interesting.

These cute little things Called poros that most people i know starve. Not Gonna say any names (GABE) they treat these wonderful creatures with great disrespect. They deserve to be treated With more respect then we give our own parents.

I've been getting off topic. sorry. POROS NEED LIVES YOU UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.

Sorry

The reason I have gathered you Board Readers today is because we have been set on course to the very end of this establishment. First Hai now Meteos. Two great people have lost their lives trying to fight in what they believe in. The thing they fought for was...

ARAM RANKED

For Many Decades little stay at home sons have believed that the world must get more enthusiasm in their games. ARAM RANKED is where it is all supposed to be. Most people already take Ranked more seriously then they take summoners rift because this is the true battle ground of the game. No one wants to worry about what Dragon Buff is gonna help them out the most in this situation or if i should steal my jungler's Red buff even if he is behind.

In ARAM People are only worrying about How crappy their team is and how Over powered the enemy team is about 80% of the time. They rage to their parents every night just wondering if one day they can finally ban Sona from ARAM all together

BUT ladies and gentalmen Never fear because RANKED ARAM is everything every whiteboi has ever dreamed of.

IN ARAM Ranked you get to ban 3 champions then are given a Random champion to play the game.

1. 2 Rerolls each game Per player
2. Able to trade
3. You have to complete 5 Ranked Aram Games to be Positioned into your Rank.
4. Poro's will become extinct in the map and people get some special trinkets that dont cost people time finding a fat poro to call their child.
5. MMR will be different in each Gamemode

This overall setting would make every Fedora wearer and normal white boy happy until RANKED DOMINION COMES TO A SERVER NEAR YOU.