Rito Pls - For the Winions

You know it's a great moment when Winions win the game for you. After all, they pushed so far with you to see the enemy team's nexus blow to smithereens, to hear the announcer declare your well earned victory over the team. If you're this excited, why are the Winions, who scored the final blow and destroyed the enemies' hopes and dreams for the match?

Since Riot is remaking the summoner's rift, it only seemed right to ask this simple request:

If the minions take the final blow against the enemy team's nexus, without any champion (friendly or enemy) near the nexus for (x) amount of Teemo steps, they should dance around the shattered structure in absolutely victory, laughing and claiming their victory against their enemy.

RITO PLS