Riot released the fourth Darkin without us knowing.

Utahraptor·8/4/2018, 8:12:49 PM·9 votes·4,230 views
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Ok so thanks to Aatrox’s quote stating that Darkin must have a double A in their name (insulting Varus in the process because he didn’t pay attention to the memo or what not) I was able to debunk that Skaarl is the fourth Darkin. Now don’t downvote this because I have a good case. First his name SkAArl has the double A. Next if you look at Skaarl’s top right frill, you’ll see a metal chip, obviously what the Darkin was concealed in. Now if you argue that a chip cannot be a weapon, have you ever been scratched by a chip of glass? It hurts... and it can give you an infection.

This is how the Darkin chooses itself such a stupid target. First, the Darkin attaches itself to an unsuspecting drakalops, thinking it was an intelligent being because it walked on two legs. (That’s the rule for all Darkin so far) After consuming our young drakalops (which would’ve been very easy considering the drakalops’s intelligence) He realized that the being could not talk and it was stupid AF, So the Darkin has no way to communicate. As far as we know, we have not seen a Darkin detach itself from the vessel it chooses, so we come to believe that it cannot. Thus this leads to it becoming stuck on a drakalops, renaming it Skaarl, and is forced to follow the rules of a red necked hillbilly hamster because that is its best means of taking over the world, as Kled’s a badass do-whatever-you-want champion. Also Aatrox states that Darkin are immortal, which would explain Skaarl’s immortality. Lastly, if you are wondering why the Darkin always runs away when it is damaged enough, it’s because I’m sure it’s desperate to get away from Kled as much as possible, because the little hamster can scream a bit when he’s mad, and that can get annoying. Boom, fourth Darkin confirmed, and I beat Necrit to it. Feels good.

11 Comments

Primaquarius8/4/2018, 8:17:59 PM5 votes

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

AirKingNeo8/4/2018, 9:46:10 PM2 votes

belongs in Memes and Games

QMighty8/4/2018, 9:14:44 PM2 votes

make this canon

Stars Shaper8/5/2018, 8:52:43 AM1 votes

I'm so disappointed that Riot passed the opportunity for this voice line:

Aatrox: " Skaaaaaaarl, that kills people!"

The Highest Noon8/4/2018, 9:16:25 PM1 votes

My question is, why isn't Skaarl red, then? The red coloration is the most common aspect of Darkin in at least some part of it, so where's Skaarl's red?

Fluffeh8/4/2018, 10:57:49 PM1 votes

This belongs in the meme forum.

IBBE L33TZ8/5/2018, 8:46:21 AM1 votes

Tinfoil hat intensifies