League champs that don't have butts:

Pirate Chicken·2/14/2018, 6:12:04 AM·9 votes·1,407 views

I just realized, there's a few! Blitzcrank, Fiddlesticks, Galio, Hecarim, Kassadin, Malphite, Mordekaiser, Nautilus, Nocturne, Thresh, Urgot, Xerath, and Zac.

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SeductiveCelery2/14/2018, 6:19:43 AM16 votes

Zac is perpetually thicc, and you can indeed see his nice thiccness. The fun twist to this is that since he does have an ass, and his ass is interconnected with his prime bodily function (slime) whenever the slime splashes he is essentially eating his own ass.

Food for thought.

Epicurus2/14/2018, 8:51:50 AM8 votes

Kassadin has an excellent butt. Unfortunately, no one has seen it and lived.

Hauling Ashe2/14/2018, 7:32:55 PM4 votes

What about Jinx ?

Big Bunga2/14/2018, 6:16:48 AM2 votes

I agree

Carach Angren2/14/2018, 12:55:50 PM2 votes

Glorious post

More please

DejanStojanovic12/18/2018, 7:23:23 PM2 votes

Excuse me sir but I think some of champions up indeed have da butt. Galio may have a butt but not functional,it's just there as it has to ( same goes for Malphite ) ,but in the other hand his Gatekeeper has! ( I mean cmon if you re gona be a bad ass you can't say no to the back entrence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) As for Thresh and Hecarim they both seem to be ghost even tho the fandom wants them to have bodies ( rule34 ).Yet there are some skins for Hecarim that show him with a body. Kassadin has an ass I don't get why he wouldn't have one lol. Mordekaiser is indeed a spirit so no ass for him ( even tho fandom yet again shows him with body parts hehe ) and as for Urgot ...I do not want to know how he functions. Btw Zac has one of the BIGGEST booties in the whole Leauge of Legends Universe since he can transform his body in what ever he wants. He can quite literally turn all of his mass into butt shape and the most important thing is that as in the game, in the lore he grows meaning that he can naturally get a bigger ass but if he really wants to he can pick a humanoid size to have in all time and that the mass he gains puts into his butt making him look even more T H I CC. At the end, Zac is the manliest.

Oleandervine2/14/2018, 3:08:42 PM1 votes

Hecarim has a horse butt, and Thresh has a butt under his armor. Kassadin also has a butt, under his robes - if you're saying he doesn't have a butt, then neither does Sona (base skin) or Morgana.

HeazonZ2/14/2018, 3:09:08 PM1 votes

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Redhood Mon2/14/2018, 3:50:00 PM1 votes

Is Vel'koz count?

Fawksea2/14/2018, 4:55:36 PM1 votes

holy shit i went into a custom game to try this out and it actually doesn't work, but they fucked up somewhere cus iT DID APPLY IT. what the hell riot.