Petition to let Evelynn call everyone in game a skank and not just Ahri

bakedcookies·9/26/2017, 10:24:16 PM·64 votes·2,985 views

It's 2017 everyone can be a skank. Have you seen Ezreal???LIKE????????

Also get rid of all her taunts just so i can spam skank throughout the whole game. I'm talking like Yugioh intro style. It's time to dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-uel

SK-SK-SK-SK-SK---SKSKK-SKS-SKAAAAANK. ty riot godbless.

39 Comments

Frost Hellfire9/26/2017, 11:48:17 PM29 votes

Rift Scuttler rushes by Evelynn : Skank

OverpoweredSoap9/27/2017, 12:32:57 AM23 votes

Evelynn "If it breathes, it a skank."

EkyonKun9/27/2017, 1:33:12 AM20 votes

My god, it's like. 15% actual dialogue and 85% sexual innuendos.

It's perfect.

mkyner9/26/2017, 10:31:54 PM17 votes

Kled Response: "I know you are, but WHAT AM I???"

Melledoneus9/27/2017, 3:53:19 AM15 votes

Evelynn Skank. Velkoz Analyzing statement...

Evelynn Skank. Evelynn Yep.

Over Innsmouth9/27/2017, 7:28:00 AM13 votes

Skank you for suggesting this.

Vhan87659/26/2017, 10:31:17 PM8 votes

OP kind of has a point, it is 2017.

OP also has a point; Ez is allowed to screw almost every champion in League but isn't worthy of being called a skank as well?

MistaFarenheit9/26/2017, 10:39:58 PM4 votes

i hadnt seen them yet but holy crap these are amazing lol

AQA47310/1/2017, 7:30:46 AM3 votes

I'm not taking this as a meme request. I'm taking this seriously and I want her to not call Ahri names because I'd like to think we're past that. Calling people skank shouldn't be locked to one person, especially based on Eve's new personality. Yes, I know that her calling Ahri a skank is supposed to be ironic and it's done for a reason, but Ahri is picked on by enough champions. It won't be Eve any less of a sexual object if her skank-calling is moved to every champ in the league. Just give us this, Riot.