Pick a Champion who you want to be an announcer, and give them some lines

darkdill·7/17/2018, 4:48:10 AM·37 votes·12,246 views

I know Riot's on the fence about adding in custom announcers, but for the sake of this topic, imagine that they were going to add one of your favorite Champions as a custom announcer (one you can choose to use). Who would it be, and what sorts of things would they say?

#Example

Upon your death I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE! YOU COWARD! GET UP AND KILL THEM! YOU CALL THAT FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE?! GAH, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN SKAARL! At least I won't have to kill YOU later! Idjit...

Upon scoring a kill Get them trespassers off my property! Hey Skaarl, they just killed you tonight's dinner! Heh, and they thought they's so clever! I found their attempts to survive insulting. How about you? And they call themselves "Champions"? Disgraceful!

[sg-miss-fortune]

61 Comments

Placentas7/17/2018, 5:08:23 AM31 votes

Rammus Ok

RyzeTheSmurfMage7/17/2018, 10:17:05 AM16 votes

Yasuo Start game: "Ez win I smurf" Minions spawn: "My farm!" Enemy slain: "Reported for KS" Ally slain: "Reported for feeding" You have been slain: "Broken champion" "Lmao you're not good" "Report jungler 0 help" You have slain an enemy: "GG NOOB YOU SUCK UNISTALL GAME" Enemy turret destroyed: "Lmao you suck" Ally turret destroyed: "Report team 0 help" Baron/Dragon taken by enemy: "This f****** noob team holding me back" Baron/Dragon taken by ally: "Reported I wanted to solo it" Enemy pentakill: "REPORT THIS F****** NOOB TEAM" Ally pentakill: "IDIOT STOLE MY PENTAAAAAA" Pentakill: "Lmao ez" Defeat: "GG ez you all sucked flashes mastery 7 " Victory: "Lmao ez I carried is 0/10 "

MrHeadset7/17/2018, 5:50:54 AM10 votes

Draven

ADC Spawning in (Not Draven): And here comes today's Carry! Of course, not as good as Draven! Here they are folks, but where's Dravennnn? Drave!- Oh wait, are you the replacement?

ADC Spawning in (Draven): Draven's here and ready to shine! It's time for the best match you'll ever witness!

Everyone Else Spawning in: Looks like the competitors are up! Time to see what Draven's colleagues are up to.

I'll think of more later.

Skullgetti7/17/2018, 5:23:58 AM9 votes

Karthus, Jhin, Azir. I'd pay to hear their voices every game.

Lux would be nice if they went the elementalist route, where she'd be motivating but not so positive it's agitating

Camille Ferrøs7/17/2018, 10:17:19 AM8 votes

Camille Straight forward rude. Lines like -You failed -Failure When Defeat - Winning seems like an impossibility for you. When you get an enemy inhib - This is the the furthest point you'll ever get. When you die 2 or more times in a row without getting an kill - Useless.. When you kill an enemy - Seems like the enemy miscalculated

Zero Drive7/17/2018, 9:28:03 AM6 votes

Ekko GAME START: "Oh man, talk about Deja Vu." "I already know how this one ends, but I won't spoil it for you."

First Blood: "Niiiiiiice, going to rewind that back afterwards!" "Uh.. I think you hit em a little too hard" "Can't wait to serve them seconds"

Defeat: "Let's watch the replay and see what went wrong" "Huh my paradox said you won this one.."

Glaedr7/17/2018, 2:24:33 PM5 votes

Can we get my boy Aurelion Sol to be an announcer

Ralanr7/17/2018, 5:13:10 AM5 votes

I was gonna suggest Sion, but then you suggested Kled and I was like, "Oh hell yes."

Plus I wouldn't want to hear Sion as an announcer as I play Sion, the champion.

Jerry SeinfeId7/18/2018, 9:35:45 AM4 votes

Singed

Game start: Singed laughs.

Minions in 30 sec: "It's nearly time." Singed laughs.

on victory: "How about a drink?" Singed laughs.

on defeat: "This may hurt." Singed laughs.

On death: "How'd that taste?" Singed laughs.

On kill: Singed laughs.

Anything else: Singed laughs.

Penta: Singed laughs. but louder.

HonestJohnTheCon7/17/2018, 1:20:26 PM4 votes

Veigar

Start game: Welcome... TO YOUR DOOM! EHEHEHEHA! Minions spawned: WHY do people say I look like a minion! I do NOT! First Blood: AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT'S TO COME! Enemy Slain: Enemy has been slain! They were annoying. Good thing they're DEAD, haha. Ally Slain: Their commands tired me. You have slain an enemy: You have done well, my ally! For now! You have been slain: FOOLISH! FOOOOOLLLISSSH! Enemy turret destroyed: My magic--er--your skill destroyed their turret! Ally turret destroyed: The enemies are approaching! You must prepare! Double Kill (ally): Now, their souls suffer! Double Kill (enemy): Wow, they made short work of you! Wait...?! Triple Kill (ally): THREE MORE TESTAMENTS OF MY POWER!!! Triple Kill (enemy): GET UP, SERVANTS! I HAVE YOUR FAMILIES RIGHT HERE! Quadra Kill (ally): POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! Quadra Kill (enemy): IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! Pentakill (ally): HEHEHHEHEHEHAHAH! Pentakill (enemy): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Enemy inhibitor destroyed: RUSH THE ENEMY! NOW! Ally inhibitor destroyed: You are getting dangerously close to upsetting me, mortal! Victory: Thank you for your help. NOW I DISPOSE OF YOU! game crashes Defeat: You have FAILED me. FAILED! NOW PERISH! game crashes

NoxianMercenary7/18/2018, 12:23:30 AM3 votes

Darius

Upon Ally death.

DO NOT TOLERATE COWARDICE. STAND UP AND FIGHT WEAKLING. DO YOU CALL THAT A FIGHT? PATHETIC. WEAKNESS IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS BATTLEFIELD. NOXUS IS DISSAPOINTED.

Upon Getting a kill (Regardless who). OUR ENEMIES ARE RECEDING. WE WILL REIGN SOON. BUTCHER EVERY FOE , LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND. VICTIMS , ENEMIES, ALL WILL FALL.

Killing spree KEEP THE CARNAGE GOING. BUTCHER MORE . TAKE EVERY ADVANTAGE. LEAVE THEM HELPLESS. SLAUGHTER THEIR HOPES.

Dominating. AS EXPECTED

GODLIKE NOXUS'S FINEST

LEGENDARY UNMATCHED FORCE.

Enemy killing spree STAND UP AND FIGHT. TAKE EVERY ADVANTAGE. EVEN THE SMALLEST IS RELEVANT.

enemy Dominating GET YOURSELVES TOGETHER IF WE UNITE WE CAN BRING DOWN THE STRONGEST OF MEN. FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND.

enemy Godlike. FEAR NOT , THE BATTLE IS YET GOING

enemy legendary DO NOT LET THEM GET TO YOU , THE BATTLE FIELD IS WIDE OPEN . USE EVERYTHING TO OUR ADVANTAGE

P.S: its 3:25 am so i wont bother to make anything else because im literally on the verge of fainting hehe xd

Bârd7/17/2018, 7:56:48 PM3 votes

Bard

Hyped Chiming

BIAKaboose7/17/2018, 5:03:29 PM2 votes

Shaco Game Start: Well, well, well, looks like it's time for a show! First Blood: A magic trick for the ages First Blood prior to 2 minutes: I always did like a little sleight of hand Taking an inhib: And now for the big reveal Double Kill: What helpful volunteers Triple kill: Much more interesting than pulling a rabbit out of it Quadra kill: And for the next trick Penta kill: A grand finale

Pls Rito, give twisted magic show announcer.

saltran7/17/2018, 9:12:45 AM2 votes

Pulsefire Caitlyn could be awesome.

Fasmodey7/17/2018, 10:13:09 AM2 votes

Xerath

Game Start

Show them your worth to ascend into the godhood.

I sense weak magic, It shouldn't be challenging.

Your destiny is your own, choose your path to become more!

One more step to the perfection!

Taking First Blood

First of many...

You will take more. That's the only way.

Look at your beneath. That's the beginning of your ascension.

Strong against the weak. What did they expect?

Giving First Blood

What a waste of time.

You are not worthy enough.

Is that how you seek power?

Pathetic.

I never thought it is possible to be less than your enemies. I was wrong.

Emo Twink7/17/2018, 12:38:39 PM2 votes

Zoe she would be so obnoxious im all for it i love her

Vlada Cut7/17/2018, 9:13:43 PM2 votes

Vayne Welcome to Summoner's Rift. NOW FUCK UP THE ENEMY TEAM BEFORE I REPORT SUPPORT FOR TROLLING AND TRASH! Drops mic

Emerald Fang7/17/2018, 11:03:49 PM2 votes

Bard beginning of the game plays All Star with chimes, that's all I need

Dewott6107/18/2018, 5:14:19 AM2 votes

Another thing for kled announcer, if he himself is in the game: "Whoah is that me or is it the mushroom juice talking"

Support Position7/18/2018, 7:18:34 AM2 votes

Nasus

30 seconds until STACKS SPAWN.

Stacks have spawned. Excellent. I win.

Giving First blood:

YOU FOOL. I will stack you till the end of the earth.

First blood:

Life and death. You choose. Death.

Enemy Champions dying:

STACKS!

Ally Champion Dying:

Well I suppose they were just meant to be carried.

[sg-kiko]

Wínters Dawn7/18/2018, 3:25:20 AM1 votes

Kindred

BLACK REALM GOD7/18/2018, 4:27:59 PM1 votes

Karthus

game start - Welcome to Summoner's Rift

30 seconds to minion spawn - Countless souls await

first blood -First soul into the divine

ally death - Rejoice! an ally has been Slain enemy double kill - Another member to the choir enemy triple kill - Feel the Spirits enemy quadra kill - join us in the chorus of death! enemy penta kill - revel in the undoing enemy ace - Surrender!

you've been slain - do you have a moment to talk about death?

enemy death - In the end only the dead shall remain ally double kill - release their mortal coil ally triple kill - you all die why not choose how ally quadra kill - soon all will wane ally penta kill - CEASE TO BE ally ace - sorry im booked through errr... brr... forever.

vicotry - WAAAAHHHH defeat - shed no tears for the dead

destroyed turret - shake their foundation! ally destroys turret - one more stepping stone enemy destroyed turret - closer death creeps.

killing spree - the song grows rampage - louder god-like - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery legendary - they'll sing songs of you unstoppable - death cant be stopped

shut down - and again! shut down enemy - sleep now child