What a guy got to do to get a Rioters attention?

I just need some Riot platitudes about Mecha Zero Sion chromas. I cannot for the life of me figure out why its the only Mecha skin the refuse to release chromas for. I'd pay a pathetically large amount of money to get my hands on them, so could a Rioter please just get on here and politely kill my dream? It would allow me to stop fixating and maybe move on to PUBG more completely.