Petition for Mordekaiser to quote Monty Python after his rework

Malicious Metal·1/18/2019, 11:38:14 PM·70 votes·18,355 views

Have him quote the black Knight when suffering champion damage, or rather absorbing it with his shield, provided he still retains Iron Man in some shape or form!

https://media.giphy.com/media/VYcRNU4P3vyM/giphy.gif

43 Comments

Stars Shaper1/18/2019, 11:46:02 PM20 votes

Make it a death-triggered quote.

Velzard of Koz1/19/2019, 11:50:02 AM12 votes

10/0 Ezreal BMs and flashes M7 in midlane 10/0 Mordekaiser appears

Bard Brave Sir Ezreal ran away Ezreal No I didn't Bard Bravely ran away, away Ezreal That's not true

Mordepool1/19/2019, 1:58:48 AM9 votes

" Listen, Strange women lying in ponds distributing swordsNami is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived from the masses, not some Farcical aquatic ceremony."

Spooky Skeleton1/19/2019, 11:22:51 AM3 votes

Mordekaiser yells: So...Demacia's vaunted justice has finally arrived. Shall I lay down Nightfall and throw myself at your mercy, Garen? Garen yells: We will grant you a swift death, Mordekaiser. More than can be said for the thousands you've tortured and slain. Mordekaiser : You will learn of that first hand. When my work is complete, you will beg for mercy -- and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power. Garen yells: So be it. Champions, attack! Mordekaiser freezes Garen in a block of gamebreaking bugs. Mordekaiser yells: I'll keep you alive to witness my quadra kill, Garen. I would not want the Light's greatest champion to miss seeing this wretched world remade in my image.

MarcReady1/20/2019, 1:23:45 PM3 votes

Implying morde will ever receive a rework

ApexInTheCircle1/19/2019, 9:43:53 AM3 votes

I want Need Mordekaiser to be as big as Sion. This dude has to be fucking scary.

Kelg1/20/2019, 10:19:03 PM2 votes

respawn quote

RainbowIcee1/19/2019, 12:31:49 AM2 votes

They're reworking Mordekaiser ? why? Shouldn't they rework champs that actually need to be like Zoe Kalista?

Thefrostyviking1/19/2019, 6:38:28 PM2 votes

Hm having seen this im starting to wonder if Kled wouldnt make a good "french" taunter.

Kled with a outrageous french accent.......

Jennifer4201/20/2019, 12:56:25 AM2 votes

you have a petition for something AFTER a champs rework that riot completely ignores since 4 years now? sorry but are you alright?

Arcane Blue Boi1/19/2019, 4:53:49 PM1 votes

Honestly, just fix his bugs and he'll be K i think.

Frostfel1/19/2019, 5:03:58 AM1 votes

@Malicious Metal, This is brilliant I hope this gets implemented for his rework or a similar line.

@RainbowIcee, Mordekaiser is one of the most broken champions in the game right now. Both his bugs and kit are severely bad. The "rework" made him an Immobile ADC instead of his intended Juggernaut. While I admit Kalista Zoe have a kit that can not be fun to play against, they are much more put together than Mordekaiser kit. He has needed a rework for quite awhile and I would be shocked to see Kalista and Zoe get one before him.

Oleandervine1/19/2019, 8:22:51 PM1 votes

Yes, definitely this. He can quote all the Monty Python. He should accuse someone's mother of also smelling of elderberries.

Sona Ping1/19/2019, 9:52:28 AM1 votes

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/monty_python.jpg

I petition for Monty Python fans to honor Monty Python through not quoting Monty Python.

ChaosThief1/19/2019, 4:55:31 AM1 votes

How about if he kills someone while near death himself (let's assume 30% hp or less) triggers this? What other quotes (references or not) would you use?

sphinxthelion71/19/2019, 1:58:11 PM1 votes

I really think he needs to quote Metallica.