Vel'koz is a Brain Spawn

So according to the new bio, he is an ancient being created by the Watchers, and his goal is to learn everything about the world of Runeterra and relay that knowledge to them, so they can eventually destroy all of it.

This seemed vaguely familiar to me. Then I remembered that Futurama episode with all the brains that wanted to destroy the universe. So the Watchers are the big brain and Vel is a mini-brain spawn sent out to gather info.

That means some red-headed retard is destined to destroy The Watchers and The Void once and for all. Out of the current champions, the closest thing to that is . Even tho he's mostly bald, his facial hair is red. Also he's constantly drunk, which dulls his intelligence. Also according to the new story, the Yetis were the ones that created the true-ice pillars that keep the watchers trapped in the Howling Abyss. That means is the Runeterra equivalent of Nibbler (Kinda).