When is the next Demacian champion?
The last Demacian champion we got, which is easily one of the least demacian feeling champions, was Lucian. Demacia has a whole team of elite fighters and we haven't really seen any of them. Their elite fighters are what makes them able to fight against Noxus. Noxus has the number, Demacia has the extremely strong solo units.
Lucian was released in 2013 btw, 5 years since a demacian champion was released. Longest out of any nation/ zone (void, shadow isles, runeterra, etc.).
Demacia, Zaun and piltover are easily the nations I find the coolest and yet they're the nations that are getting the fewest of champions. Meanwhile Ionia has gotten like a ton.
It just doesn't really make sense to me because you guys teasted this elite squad that Demacia has a while ago and we haven't seen a single champion made out of it.
This is the count of how many champions for what region/zone have come out since the last demacian one
Runeterra - 5 Bilgewater - 2 Void - 3 Mount Targon - 1 Freljord - 3 Ionia - 6 Piltover - 1 Noxus - 1 Shurima - 2 Zaun - 2
The only other region you can really feel bad for is Bandle City who's last release was LULU. I mean at least we're still getting Yordles, which is what Bandle city is, just a bunch of yordles.
So it's been 26 champions since the last demacian champion. Every nation but Demacia and Bandle city have had a champion released for them.
I understand the Kayle/Morgana double update is coming out soon, and they're both from Demacia, but they both use magic, making them not very demacian by any means.
Can I get a word from someone at riot telling us if we're at least going to get a Demacian champion this year? I understand that it's not right to just force the creative minds at riot to think of a champion specifically for a nation instead of just thinking about all of them and not having creative restrictions. It works better that way, but seriously? It's been 5 years. A lot of my favorite characters are Demacian and one of the only champions that has an actual good hair style is there
(other examples of good hair that riot has stopped making:
).
Demacia has always been like the cool respectable people nation. Everyone there is a pretty good role model and something you can look up to. It's always had the most normal looking people that I can just relate to as well. I'm sorry but I don't relate to a bird man that wants to build an entire empire with sand magic that much, sorry Azir (I can lowkey relate to Rakkan tho).
This is mostly just a plea for another attractive normal looking male character with nice hair, but when I did more research so I could make up a good reason to want another demacian I found this which made for a pretty good argument. Like wtf it's been 5 years.
18+ only can read past this point
Also seriously you guys just gave people Neeko which has so much rule 34 potential. Meanwhile what do we get? Pyke??? I'm sorry I don't find a creepy, murdery, fishy man to be attractive. If you guys gave Kayn short hair, maybe I wouldn't of had to make this. If you guys didn't make Rakkan a furry, maybe I wouldn't have to make this. Sadly, those two things happened. Ekko is like 10 and the only attractive thing about Jhin is his nice, carved, chizzled and amazing biceps (I used 4 words, u see what I did there). Braum is obviously for a specific demographic (bear lovers), and there's not a lot of people in that demographic. Like seriously, we all know that Garen, Darius and Jayce easily have the most rule 34 out of any male character. Riot doesn't seem to care that much about making another one like them now do they though??? You're literally going to make Neeko, an attractive lizard LESBIAN who wants to form a NEW TRIBE, Kaisa, an attractive lady from the same place tentacle monsters are from, Zoe, who for some reason is confirmed techincally over 18, for all the loli lovers, Xayah for all the goth edgey girl lovers, Camille for those strong dom woman lovers, and Taliyah for all the people who want a woman who will obviously make a wonderful and respectable wife that has the will to fight for what she knows is right, before we get another attractive male????
RIOT??? I want answers. About both subjects. Why haven't we had a demacian in 5 years and why haven't we had an attractive male for a while too.
If someone wants to argue over why Kayn and Yasuo aren't attractive by any means I am open to fight.
Btw getting all this pent up frustration over the lack of guys I find hot in league out made me feel really good. Ty for reading my rant.
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