'Investment banker Donald.D Darius'?????
Lmao all these years I imagined him as a super solider enhanced by chemtech to overcome Demacian powers then I get hit with the 'he was an ex investment banker that built a suit to save himself'
They've been half assing bios since they started completely changing every story. I don't see why you expect anything good out of them, they butchered Varus and Nunu as well. But don't worry just enjoy the Star Guardian Battle Academia Pulsfire Ezreal to save your day with his girlfriend Elementalist Star Guardian Empress Battle Academia Lux.
I don't think you are supposed to really care about skin bios much. At least Riot doesn't expect you to XD
Let's be completely fair, Bioforge Darius has always been treated by just about everyone as a joke as soon as it got released thanks to the skin's rather awkward design and its unintended but nonetheless extremely comical allusion to Mountain Dew (a video game character/skin who has not 1 but TWO green tankers on his back and tubes across his whole body, even on what's otherwise a normal axe too because reasons, to fuel his unstoppable gaming power and the skin's permanently pissed off face...).
Calling the skinline as the Mountain Dew Darius was just how literally everyone called the skin, before the skin faded into complete obscurity.
I don't think Riot simply going off and make the skin a fully-fledged joke skin is that bad of an idea. After all, Bioforge Darius by its sheer design is almost impossible to play it seriously without a serious redesign. So why not.
Seriously?! Wow, honestly that is unexpected, but then again, I wouldn’t really expect a long bio for a skin (It’s not even an epic skin)...
