The hair is not the most disturbing part about Qiyana's design

Eternal Torment·6/7/2019, 9:55:57 PM·74 votes·23,768 views

http://magaimg.net/img/85r3.png

It's that Riot made her so dummy thicc that her thighs are unrealistically out of proportion EVEN FOR A GAME.

Like, Fuck, you can quite legitimatedly put a 3rd leg in that space from how far away her thighs are from each others. We get it, you wanted to introduce a legal thick petite with a stuck up egomanic attitude. That in itself is fine.

But please, at least make the proportions believable. Also look at her torso to hip ratio. I gotta believe that something went wrong with her and she survives through ancient and powerful magic because jesus christ this is such an eyesore.

And note, this is the most frontal picture of her that I could find from the clip. Nowhere else does she stand as straight up while facing into the camera, so if this doesn't convince you then IDK what will.

Edit: After some critics both good and bad about the post, I have additions to write:

  1. Yes, some champions do get disproportioned so the bird's eye view works out. But these are kept at a bare minimum or are angled in a way where you have to stare like a sicko to notice it, like Darius' arms stretching to 2.5x their length during his ultimate dunk. But, none of them are quite as brutal and visible as Qiyanas. Her trailer has some rift gameplay and even there you can notice it extremely well.

  2. The issue has little to do with her attractiveness. Her beauty isn't a problem, it's that it doesn't fit with her thematic at all. For someone who's supposed to be from the jungle, she has quite a modern haircut and quite the civilized set of clothes, for example. Hence why her hair has been a critizised point so far.

  3. Have you looked at her torso? From the chest down to the hips, shes a literal triangle. Fuck, I actually used paint and drew a triangle just for this point, and it's a fucking perfect fit. http://magaimg.net/img/85wl.png

75 Comments

Shmeeve6/7/2019, 10:06:44 PM42 votes

Here is the thing, the game is bird's eye view, so what looks completely out of proportion when seen on the battlefield below is supposed to look normal from the main player view... Like how pyke's mask looks like bowser jr's.

ModCaptainMårvelous6/8/2019, 2:22:01 AM25 votes

Like, Fuck, you can quite legitimatedly put a 3rd leg in that space from how far away her thighs are from each others.

Look I know what you wanted to say but this phrasing was quite possibly the worst way you could have put it as.

Felaze6/8/2019, 12:55:14 AM18 votes

Im not going to sit here and try and defend it- but this has been done for almost every female champ only because it reads clearer to the league camera. From so far away, having a character with the animations like Qiyana with perfectly accurate human proportions would make her look blocky and skewed, especially with the way she walks, and holds her weapon. It's similar to Sivir in the fact that her walking and idle animation are.. strange, what with her being so close to the ground, like a perma-squat.

As long as her art assets don't show her looking like this I honestly have no problem with it, considering it will look right while playing her from the leagues camera perspective.

The DrBonjigollo6/7/2019, 10:35:43 PM16 votes

Where I'm from those are called child-bearing hips.[sg-ahri-2]

EDIT: wrong terminology

Critmaster Garen6/8/2019, 7:44:29 AM11 votes

Hhng summoner, Im trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the wards

my favourite comment on her reveal video.

Blåsigt6/8/2019, 1:07:05 AM7 votes

I have definitely met women with giant asses and tiny tits (relatively speaking). It's, like, a real thing. She is also a cartoon character, and, due to the medium, purposefully exaggerated.

FireDrizzle6/7/2019, 10:09:28 PM6 votes

The thighs dont fit with the rest of her figure but you should compare the thighs too the skinny arms because arms can be bulky with muscle or fat but muscle doesn't make someone's abdomen larger easily.

What's wrong with her hair?

The Ecdysiast6/8/2019, 8:07:55 AM5 votes

People complain that female characters all look the same.

People complain when a female character is given a pear shape instead of an hourglass.

There's no winning.

The Trent6/8/2019, 4:04:52 AM5 votes

I can't stress this enough, riot doesn't make an in game model and expect for you to look at it from this angle 24/7. There are so many champions that have crazy body problems when looked at from this angle. The champion is supposed to be looked down at, not at face level. You can point out a model issue with a lot of champions if you look at them like this. She probably looks super cool when looked at from top down. She is a thiccer girl, the idea is probably that you're not really even supposed to see much of her waist in general when looking down. No one from the riot team makes these models in expectation that you're going to look at them like this and they don't make a seperate model just for the champion teaser. You're making an issue where there shouldn't be. I honestly feel really bad for riot. They get comments like yours every day about certain champions. If that person did the slightest bit of research they could find rioter's responses to things like this. I believe Ornn had a pretty big issue like this that everyone was complaining about despite it not actually being a problem past the teaser and a rioter replied. Like it must feel so bad to work at riot when they have to deal with loud mouths that just want to hate 24/7. Well specifically in NA/EU anyways. Other regions are a hell of a lot more respectful.

CytheGuy6/8/2019, 2:35:36 AM4 votes

I make a post about her thighs being too big and it get downvoted to -17...

At least you guys are speaking up about this successfully

14daysuspensionk6/8/2019, 8:26:58 AM3 votes

She was raised in a jungle environment.

Yet somehow they manage to make her look like she's been in countless plastic surgeries to become thicc.

Phat Pat6/8/2019, 1:18:30 PM3 votes

Y'all are just whiney as fuck. The champion looks cool, the proportions are fine. Every champion that comes out has a bunch of you supposed creative geniuses to critique their characters and it's just nonsense that you complain about. None of you know the first thing about creating characters and think everything is generic if it isn't some obscure dumb shit from some anime nobody cares about. Get the fuck over yourself with these critiques of champion releases. Played this game every season since the game came out, haven't had an issue with any of there characters.

Crownless Exalt6/9/2019, 12:26:55 AM3 votes

A pear shaped female character... Is this really a complain we have now? Damn... What a shame.

BrieLarsonMyWife6/8/2019, 1:00:53 PM2 votes

It's that Riot made her so dummy thicc that her thighs are unrealistically out of proportion EVEN FOR A GAME. But a progressive champ like Illaoi, an impossible being with impossible proportions is FINE! IS FINE!

Jabberwöcky6/8/2019, 8:09:15 PM2 votes

Her body is pear shaped.

Lady Sylum6/8/2019, 9:16:25 PM2 votes

Pear-shaped?

WyvernEgg6/8/2019, 9:29:37 PM2 votes

who cares? its just how she looks. why does she need to follow real world rules? Next you're gonna tell me that Teemo's too furry for a rodent. Imagine if this girl actually existed and you said these things...

Terozu6/8/2019, 2:43:05 AM2 votes

Its made to be seen from a high up 3rd person view.

You literally wont even notice it once shes in game.

JOOTAROOO6/8/2019, 1:25:58 PM2 votes

WE COMIN OUT HERE BOIS

NEVER SKIP LEG DAY BOIS!!!![draven-pose] Camille Camille Camille Camille

LeonidPower6/8/2019, 6:37:14 PM2 votes

lmao is this what ppl are complaining about these days ?xd

steven45474666/8/2019, 7:33:51 PM2 votes

When you draw the Illuminati on a a video game's character's thighs... and I don't think you've seen some women these days, perhaps too busy on league to notice there are real disproportionate bodies.

Holloaway6/12/2019, 10:21:12 PM1 votes

They are not gonna change it anyway.

Paronoia7/21/2019, 5:32:00 PM1 votes

You must be one of those insecure men that balks everytime they see a good looking female. There's nothing wrong with this design. Obviously they dont want a hideous champion that's not what they're going for. She looks great. Are you generally shook by beautiful women?

Illabethe6/10/2019, 1:04:25 AM1 votes

I'm sorry but those are pretty common proportions. Also, Perspective is playing a role.

Tremaursen6/8/2019, 2:19:05 AM1 votes

Noticed that too, bothered me too. What's really a letdown is that we just had a champ where you could abuse such absurd proportions.

Neeko has this massive tail kind of just awkwardly sticks out of her butt. It doesn't look like it attaches to her spine at all, and you do have to wonder what mess of muscle and bone lies where her cheeks. I'm speaking literally too. In order for that tail to work you would need a very wide pelvic bone to allow a believable connection of the vertebra. Thisbcouldnhave worked for Neeko to help give her more of a monster vibe

But instead Neeko is a generic pallet swap "monster" girl while Qiyana is gacha bait turned up to eleven