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We have bios for Piltover Customs, Hextech, Debonair,Soccer Cup, and the Mecha and Kaiju universes, Junkyard Trundle being added to the Road Warriors line and the Justicars have been merged with Arclight as well the bios for the new God King skins

Kaiju: When colossal kaiju begin attacking from the sea, land, and air, humanity develops equally powerful mecha units to stop them in explosive hand-to-hand combat. Crabgot: Emerging from the deep sea as the first kaiju menace, Crabgot has never been defeated by the forces of humanity. The best result when it emerges is to temporarily stop it, turning the massive crustacean back into the sea until it rises once more. Mecha Mecha Zero Sion: The ultimate ground-based mecha unit, 0-SION is a literal and figurative freight train once given a combat directive; it will literally stop at nothing to dismantle an opponent, no matter how much damage it takes. There are lingering concerns it could go rogue, but so far these worries have been unfounded.p

Mecha Malphite: Designated M-2, the “Mecha Malphite” unit is a massive, bipedal fortress capable of turning into a planetary drill -- the ultimate defensive mecha when faced with new and powerful kaiju. A single punch from its gauntlets can blow holes through thick titanium sheeting, and have felled countless monsters.

Mecha Rengar: Designated RNGR-7, the “Mecha Rengar” unit is the second stealth-based unit developed for urban combat. Bereft of its own warping technology, the RNGR can transform into a car for additional mobility.

Mecha Kha’Zix: Designated K-ZX, the “Mecha Kha'Zix” unit was the first of the mecha line to be deployed against the kaiju threat. Due to its smaller size it functions best in urban environments, adapting on the fly to threats against civilian populations.

Mecha Aatrox:Designated ATRX-1, the “Mecha Aatrox” unit was developed in response to 'gliding' kaiju with the capability of limited flight. In addition, ATRX-1 wields a thermal blade capable of turning residual light particles into a heated cutting edge.

Soccer Cup Sweeper Rammus: Be the ball

Red Card Katarina: Is that a regulation uniform? No. Should a referee be holding a large dagger in the middle of a sports game? No. Are you going to argue with a woman in a non-regulation uniform holding a large dagger in the middle of a sports game? I think we both know the answer to that.

Red Card Twisted Fate: Tobias spends much of his spare time as a sanctioned referee for Order United matches. Sure, there are card games to cheat at, and gambling parlors to swindle, but it just doesn't compare to a heated game of soccer.

Superfan Gragas: Gragas is Runeterra's biggest Order United fan, and he makes sure everyone knows it by leading chants, foregoing clothing for blue body paint, and making sure everyone around him is 'adequately hydrated.'

Sweeper Alistar: They call him a sweeper, but Alistar is more of a mobile fortress with horns. If a rival player has the ball, just point Alistar in their direction for immediate and painful results.

Playmaker Lee Sin: With a sixth sense for openings in any and all situations, Lee Sin can turn the opposing team's sloppy free kick into a once-in-a-lifetime play talked about for generations to come. Though it's his first year in the majors, some are saying there may never be another player like him.

All-Star Akali:A legendary all-star for Chaos FC, Akali was known for her aggressive style on the pitch. These days, she spends most of her time mentoring children and doing commercials for shoes.

Striker Ezreal: A young and flashy prodigy, Ezreal is Order United's most popular player. Or at least he was, until a long series of teleportation-related fouls got him in trouble with the oversight committee.

Striker Lucian: Order United's designated striker, Lucian, is an inhuman blur of grass clippings and finely honed muscle movements. He cuts through the other team like a hot knife through butter, securing goal after goal to the adoration of fans the world over.

Goalkeeper Blitzcrank: One of the all time greatest keepers for Chaos FC, Blitzcrank has finally taken his place in the Sports Hall of Fame. His image rests proudly with the likes of Volleyball Dragon, Women's Tennis Scuttle Crab, and Badminton Baron Nashor.

Goalkeeper Maokai: Debuting in the 2014 Soccer Cup, much of Maokai's career has rested on the Order United goalposts growing out of his back. As Maokai is a giant tree, you have to be pretty good to score on him.

Hextech: Now at the forefront of science and art, Hextech has evolved from its rudimentary beginnings into a modern renaissance of intricate, artificial lifeforms capable of free will. Skilled artificers lead the medium into a bold new future -- but what it will bring, none can say.

Hextech Annie: A scientific prodigy even among the intellectuals of the Hextech renaissance, Annie's beautiful, living warbears are among the most prized innovations of the era. Her most mysterious creation, Tibbers, is always close at hand -- her confidant, friend, and monstrous bodyguard.

Hextech Sion: Should art be chained the fleeting concept of morality? Should science bend knee to the laws of man? Progress is not made by holding ourselves back, and though we may give birth to monsters… Hextech will always guide our path.

Hextech Janna: Practitioners of Hextech science have historically benefitted from the material's more esoteric properties. Janna's long exposure to raw materials famously granted her the power of limited flight, and the ability to control the wind.

Hextech Galio: Sensing a shift in the marketability of Hextech items, several of Piltover's largest industrial families pooled resources to create Galio, a massive golem donated to the city and her people. While he is ostensibly a walking advertisement, the creature is both curious of the world, and proud of his responsibility.

Hextech Anivia: Early hextech lifeforms could barely be considered sentient until the development of Anivia, an artificial avian capable of limited speech. Her birth was the foundation of the modern Hextech movement, and the multitude of creatures that came after her.

Hextech Alistar: The fusion of revolutionary hextech and Piltovian machinery, Alistar is an advanced, living organism built by the finest artificers in Runeterra. Tasked with guarding the secret of artificial life, it crushes all who would abuse the methods behind its creation.

Hextech Kog’Maw: A newer Hextech innovation, Kog'Maw units are available as pets for wealthy families, delighting Piltover's upper crust with their friendly demeanors and endlessly complex construction. Though living things, they are viewed among the well-to-do as ultimate status symbols.

Hextech Singed: Zaun's early forays into Hextech were critical to the movement, but not all were met with success. The scientist known as Singed warped his mind and body as he looped the noxious, magically-infused chemicals into his veins, twisting himself into a monster.

Debonair Debonair Jayce: You're a scholar. You're an inventor. You're the man of the hour and the hour is now, yesterday, and tomorrow. Don't just be the father of invention-be the ivory god of substance, class, and style. It's you, Jayce. It's always been you.

Debonair Vi: Don the yellow power tie and red rose boutonnière of a woman in charge-of herself, her destiny, and the two dozen spines she's going to snap in effortless, elegant style.

Debonair Ezreal: Tailored suits, fitted vests, and an elegant gauntlet let everyone know the difference between Ezreal and the common rabble is simple. He makes this look good, and they don't.

Debonair Galio: Savor that elixir. Highlight that heavenly white tux with a royal purple reserved for kings and queens who just don't deserve it. Because when you're an eighty foot tall petricite gargoyle, you're always the center of attention. Piltover Customs Piltover Customs Heimerdinger: Heimerdinger moonlights as part owner of the city's most infamous customs dealer, where he generally adds an external engine and flame paint to vehicles of the rich and famous. Get him on a good day, though, and he'll build you a real monster—for a price.

Hot Rod Corki: Your plane's sheeting was busted, so we replaced it with a bullet-resistant alloy, and four-cylinder external mounted coal engine. Plus we painted flames on the front. No extra charge.

Piltover Customs Blitzcrank: Your robot's legs were busted, so we replaced them with a vintage '32 hot rod, and eight-cylinder external mounted coal engine. Plus we painted flames on his fists. The flames cost extra.

Battle of the God Kings God King Garen: God-King Garen stands as the last descendant of a primordial race of divinities, and the final bulwark against the end of civilization. He rules his vast kingdom of Demacia with an iron fist, jealousy protecting his people as a self-styled messiah, while rooting out and destroying all who would oppose him.

God King Darius: God-King Darius is an ancient bringer of carnage; a descendant of primordial deities long forgotten in the shadow of Demacia. Slaughtering monarchs and gods alike, he seeks to end the false world of unity and peace, ushering in an age of endless war only the strongest will survive.

Road Warriors Updated Junkyard Trundle: Self-proclaimed king of the Wasteland's endless, irradiated junk heaps, Trundle saunters about his vast 'kingdom' flanked by a small army of sycophantic thugs. Any travelers discovered in his domain are subjected to painfully theatrical displays of grandeur—then beatings, then death.

Arclight Justicars Justicar Syndra: Chief among the Arclight stand the Justicars, sentinels who serve as living embodiments of justice and order. Syndra embodies knowledge, for what guides the world if not the wisdom of gods?

Justicar Aatrox: Chief among the Arclight stand the Justicars, sentinels who serve as living embodiments of justice and order. Aatrox embodies power, for it is his martial prowess that holds the chaos back.