New and Improved Bilgewater Lore

Okay, so I saw the new Bilgewater lore, and it was okay, but I have a new and improved version that is 1000 times better. So here we go:

So is a con man who uses playing cards and ran around with (a guy with a shotgun) in Bilgewater, forming a team. and became notorious throughout the land, until one day they were caught. So left and ran away, and was taken to jail. Ten years later broke free, and became obsessed with finding and killing . Meanwhile, has created a plan to kill , the man who murdered 's parents. offers a reward to if he can steal a dagger from 's warehouse, and then tells that is going to be at the warehouse. and both sneak into the warehouse, and confronts as he's about to take the dagger. demands that tell him why left them, but eventually fires a shot from his shotgun and draws the guards in. starts a fire in the warehouse and escapes, but also escapes and still follows him. Meanwhile, is brought to see on his ship, and tells that he saw by the warehouse. responds by calling all of his men to the warehouse. tries to run across Butcher's Bridge to escape, but is trapped, since 's men are on one side of the bridge and is on the other. So jumps off the bridge. He survives, but manages to follow them. Eventually 's men surround the two, as is trying to explain to that he didn't abandon him. Both of them are hauled to their feet and are met by . takes and back to his ship and prepares to kill them, but finds that he has one of 's cards and gives it to . Using this card, escapes and then comes back to save . He dives into the water and breaks the lock around , and then in return drags and unconscious onto a floating pile of debree from 's ship, since just blew it up along with . So finally has vengeance on , and and are friends again.

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