HOLY $H^T SIVIR IS JESUS!

SSmotzer·6/26/2018, 12:07:42 PM·2 votes·1,800 views

She was betrayed, died, was resurrected, she has holy blood, she holds the last Darkin, the fifth horsemen of the Apocalypse is Jesus who comes to rapture the faithful. Jesus's "weapon" is his crown of thorns, like Sivir's circle thing....

https://orig00.deviantart.net/08fe/f/2013/199/2/7/rule_63_jesus_by_jennysheldonluver-d6e38qf.jpg HOLY CRAP BASKETS! SIVIR IS GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY! THE END IS NIGH! SEE YOU ALL IN LOL2! https://d24g2nq85gnwal.cloudfront.net/images/authors/endis.jpg

6 Comments

Nagahasmyname6/26/2018, 1:31:20 PM4 votes

Idk how the theology of non non-denominational churches works, but there is no 5th horseman, and the crown isn't a weapon in any way.

Eternal Torment6/27/2018, 1:38:13 AM3 votes

You really have no damn Idea how christianity is build up. While i praise your attempt to make a comparison which barely bypasses the "No religion talk" Zero tolerance rule, I have to note that you are almost embarassingly misinformed on the material you used as a comparison for sivir.

The new darkin lore is badass, yes, but for every answer it gave, it opened up two new questions. We will need a lot more thorough explanations on everything. Specially sivir's weapon. It went from boomerang to Key-of-Xeraths-Prison-Tomb to literal sandman shuriken of doom.

Korios6/26/2018, 12:11:46 PM1 votes

I suppose you either really liked the new Darkin lore or hated it....