Gangplank Roast: Old,fat, and ugly. Ready for retirement.

Is he really coming back? Looks ready for an assisted living home. I expected him to come back grizzled as a dreadnought's belly. He survived an explosion and Davy Jones locker. Why doesn't he scream iron-willed survivor? He should look like something out of Graves and TF's nightmares. Wouldn't be over the top to give him glowing red eyes. He has an empire to reclaim, but somehow had time to get a vague tribal tattoo. He must have spent the week at a spa, his beard is so neatly trimmed, it's lamer than YMCA GP. He needs some soot, rust, and scar marks. Otherwise I just don't see him inspiring enough fear to rule Butcher's Bay.