[Discussion] What champion has the best jokes?

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Poppy

"Jokes? Yeah, I know jokes."

• "A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern." "The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?'" "The Demacian says, 'Uh, I'll have a wine.' No, wait, an ale! Yeah... " "Then the Noxian says, 'I'll have a... a wine.' Yeah, he wants a wine." "And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as--- ' Wait, hold on, let me start over."

• "A Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank." "The bank guy says, 'I'll give you whatever you want.'" "The Noxian says, 'I'll take whatever gold you got back there.'" "The Targonian says, 'Gimme' all your gemstones!'" "And the Piltie says, 'Can I own this ba--- uh, I own this bank, so...' He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank... "

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Diana

• "A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive? Heh heh heh heh."

• "Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away! You were alone the whole time! Ha ha ha!"

##What champion do you believe has the best jokes?