Wait a second... the bard is a D*ck
i was thinking about the video and something did flow to my mind: the bard did steal the cosmic egg from the ionian old man and send it to the sky.
when the bard appeared, the old man begged him to NOT steal it, since he said "without it we will die" and you know, they did probably died.
the bard did not help them, he was just wandering arround and beng a d*ck with ionians.
with even better facial hair, who was just friends with everyone. Bard is hard enough to connect with with his lack of actual dialogue, so making him only caring about a larger scale makes him just completely impossible to empathize with