What are some unintentional funny lore bits?

ChunLii·4/1/2018, 5:08:34 PM·8 votes·2,184 views

I found these two gems

“One day, Zed looked at his followers and saw that his students were now an army”

Damn I hate it when that happens

“Viktor told Jayce that he only needed one thing for his Glorious Evolution – a power source like Jayce’s crystal. Jayce disagreed, informing Viktor that what he truly needed was a moral compass”

Rekt

I don’t think these were suppose to be funny but the mental images I got haha.

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A Superb Villain4/2/2018, 1:55:50 AM5 votes

Illoai punching Gangplank in the face. It's a pretty great moment that reminds Gangplank if he wants something done, he better get off his butt - as he was growing rather soft over the years - and be prepared to put his blood, sweat, and grit into it.

I just find amusing his epiphany is preceded by a literal punch to the face.

GenoXx4/2/2018, 3:27:07 AM4 votes

From Jhin's lore:

"The inspiration he needed was so obvious now. So preordained. There was never a choice. There was no escaping the Art.

He would have to make this maid’s face... more interesting" cut's right to "The candied pork glistened on top of the five-flavor broth. The aroma entranced Shen, but he set aside his spoon." I laughed at this part. I know, I'm sadistic.

LordHippoman4/2/2018, 6:57:02 AM2 votes

During Shadow and Fortune, when Miss Fortune and Illaoi are facing down Hecarim (which is an awesome scene), this happens when Illaoi reveals Hec's living form.

Miss Fortune caught a fleeting glimpse of a tall rider, armored in silver and gold. A young man, handsome and proud with dark eyes and a future of glory ahead of him.

hecarim was hot before he was a horse confirmed

Shadow and Fortune also has this from MF to Lucian:

“I hope you find what you’re looking for. Just know that you can lose yourself to revenge.”

Which is good in an ironic way because Lucian is not the one who has to worry about that there.

Johnny El Rojo4/2/2018, 12:12:54 PM2 votes

"Who are you and where can I get a pair of guns like those?” said Miss Fortune, offering her hand to the new arrival.

From Shadow and Fortune.

Also, something funny I have noticed while re reading it. Did you notice when Lucian and Hecarim 's human form were described from MissFortune perspective, the word handsome is one of the first to come out? There are more important things to be thinking of right now, Sarah!

FurriesAreHot4/2/2018, 1:18:43 PM2 votes

I found it funny how the character in Kindred's "A Good Death" didn't have a stroke when being confronted by literal death.