League of Legends needs a Mother

mrmeddyman·9/13/2019, 1:41:34 AM·14 votes·12,824 views

Forreal, League needs a champion that's also a mother. To be fair, it'd be more accurate to say parents on the whole just don't exist in League of Legends. Even on the dad side of things there are only three fathers that we know exist: Azir Darius Kassadin

Still though, to not even have one in a pool of nearly 150!? It's easy to see why though. Almost every female in the game is too young to be having children because of a longstanding tendency to put attractive female champs in the game. Almost every female that is human is in her early twenties or late teens. The only female champs that are of "mothering age" are:

Camille (Who probably gave that up after Hakim dipped) Fiora (barely if she was at a marrying age) Leblanc (Is she even really human though?) Sivir (She "feels" older to me though we don't really know her age, because she's just more hard edge and had more time to become a renowned merc)

Those are the only likely candidates that I could believe could be mothers, but their different parts to play in their stories usually keep them from it, so no luck there.

Then I thought about the Freljord, a matriarchal society that values the bonds keeping tribes together: children.

Having a child isn't something done just for self-actualization in the Freljord, it's a vital part of their social and political landscape. Children secure alliances, they anchor the strongest bloodsworn (male warriors that father children) to their female chieftain or war mothers and ensure her protection and the protection of her children and the tribe as a whole.

In game of the three warmothers only one of them can really be a mother. It can't be Ashe

She's specifically trying to reform the Freljord and only made Tryndamere her bloodsworn to get ahead of the chaos and infighting that would surely happen when all the male warriors started competing to see who would get to breed with the "reincarnation of Avarosa". She will likely have children if she wants, but much later in life on her own time now that she isn't being pushed into it by the traditions of her people, traditions she wants to reform.

It also can't be Lissandra because the Frostguard doesn't function like any other tribe in the Freljord. It primarily exists so that Lissandra can amass the true ice necessary to keep the Watchers frozen like they should be and for her to exert control over the Freljord to erase history. They also only take in orphans for the most part because familial bonds could cause Frostguard warriors to place the needs of their children or parents over Lissandra. Something she obviously cannot have.

That leaves Sejuani . The perfect candidate.

This is the best option because it makes sense and moves her character further. Not just done for "representation", which is in my opinion a prettier word for shoehorning a certain type of character into a role, regardless of how well they fill it. It actually makes less sense for Sej NOT to be a mother! For starters her mother, Kalkia ran out on her when she was just a little girl, she then tried to seek affection from her grandmother: Hejian, but she was never enough and at the end of it all she found a maternal figure in Ashes' mom, Grena, who she still looks up to to this day. This bundle of "mommy issues" is the exact kind of thing that would spur an individual to crave a child just on a personal level... for better or worse...

Nevermind all that though, because Sejuani is still a traditionalist at heart. She wants to preserve the traditions of her people and one of those tradition is the bonding of bloodsworn to warmother through children. It's actually kind of baffling that she controls the largest tribe of conservative Freljordians in the region and she hasn't had to produce any children yet to solidify those bonds. It doesn't matter that she's young (I'd guess she's only a little older than Ashe 22 or 23 at the most.) Because at the end of the day that's her duty to the tribe it's what she has to do and something she probably jump at if she had the chance.

And finally, I just like it because it would give her character more opportunity for emotional depth, I've spoken before on how my favorite splash art in the game is the Traditional Sejuani skin. Sejuani and Bristle sharing a quiet moment before a battle, it really makes you see her than more than just this bloodthirsty savage. I suggested in an Olaf thread like a year ago that making him a father figure to Sejuani would make her more relatable while also giving him a place in the world, killing two birds with one stone. Either great minds think alike or Riot is legit stealing from me (don't worry I don't mind <3) because they did that a few months afterwards, but they chose Udyr instead. I can see why they did this since Olaf is more likely to have a connection to Volibear given the nature of their powers being similar and the sneaky addition of the word "Stormborn" to the Sej bio. Sejuani has made leaps and bounds as a character in the last year through relationships to Ashe, Udyr, Kalkia and Grena. Giving her a little baby to look after could only open up more doors of possibility. It's certainly a powerful motivator now that she'll be "building a world" for that kid to thrive in one day.

Anyways this has gone on long enough, what do you guys think?

55 Comments

Ebonmaw Dragon9/13/2019, 1:58:45 AM24 votes

RekSai Best mom of the game.

Arakadia9/13/2019, 4:11:35 AM7 votes

Riot is allergic to women over 30 and has a very narrow view of what it means to be feminine. Almost every female character fits within sexy seductress, powerful sorceress, kind helper character, young prodigy figuring out the world, or femme fatale. Its unfortunate because as you pointed out there are so many other facets of femininity that branch out further. You can have a young protective mother, or a fierce mama bear mother, or an old grandmotherly figure. You can have physically capable female characters that aren't muscle hunks like Illaoi too.

Like imagine Urgot's fantasy: cruel, imposing, ugly cyborg dictator with 6 legs. You would never get a female equivalent of that. Not even Rek'sai fits this bill because they totally dropped any trace of her being female in her appearance. I'm talking about a women who is clearly a women, but whose beauty and humanity has been perverted or messed with to the extent Urgot's appearance has. Kai'sa was an opportunity for this but they went the safe, generic way.

The Iceborn9/13/2019, 9:52:24 AM5 votes

Hey, Lissandra is a mommy to every poor orphan whose parents have been taken by other evil tribes! Liss found the kindness in her heart to become a mother. [slayer-jinx-wink]

AbiwonKenabi9/13/2019, 1:59:57 AM5 votes

The lack of parents is really weird. Even the ones you listed are all very weird cases: Azir essentially outlived his children by thousands of years, Darius never knew about his daughter and doesn't treat her as such (that we've seen, in fact it seems rather the opposite, he treats her like any respected Noxian soldier). Pretty much only Kassadin/Kaisa, and Kassadin isn't even aware she is alive. It would be nice to see more parents, since that is such a common experience in the world. Especially considering a lot of positions are inherited, you'd think in a high fantasy setting there would be more parents.

I'm pulling for General DuCouteau someday. Very influential character who needs more lore. And make Cass like him again, Riot, why can't we have nice things??

Barkley9/14/2019, 6:19:19 AM3 votes

Pyke is everyone's daddy.

Lost R9/13/2019, 2:55:00 PM3 votes

Rek'Sai exists. Mission Accomplished.

Terozu9/13/2019, 9:10:10 AM3 votes

Ashe is based on Mic's girlfriend Ashely, who has had a child. So it's very possible she could become a mother.

Bugog9/13/2019, 8:16:27 PM3 votes

So would the champion nag us during our death screens to take out the trash and mow the lawn?

Modl Ryden l9/13/2019, 1:59:07 PM2 votes

Anivia in a way seems motherly. At least her Blackfrost seems to project that stern motherly persona.

Bârd9/13/2019, 5:23:32 AM2 votes

Aparently old Akali was new Akali's mom.

LordRedStone Nr19/13/2019, 9:05:04 AM2 votes

I see that you want to restrict yourself to humans here, but Anivia does serve as a mother figure in the Freljord (as opposed to "Father Ornn").

tamaya9/13/2019, 11:19:59 AM2 votes

I hope that "he was a father" will become canon again.Varus

Diävolo9/13/2019, 1:19:03 PM2 votes

Not really, the game needs to be fixed I'm honestly against this. I don't want to play with a Karen everygame asking me to not ban this champ and everytime I ban it she wanna talk with my parents or my manager. No ty

DOUBLE TAPPED E9/13/2019, 3:32:15 PM2 votes

I'd be willing to bet that RekSai is a mother :D

Clapper of Asses9/13/2019, 10:59:04 PM2 votes

I agree Braum could use a wife

Daddy Viktor9/14/2019, 6:16:19 AM2 votes

Gragas Graggy is best momma!!!

Jesi Oni9/14/2019, 12:34:55 PM1 votes

Sejuani I see no point in making mother out of her. Not in her gangbang village where female sleep with many males. Also she is too young (Same as Ashe) to have a champion child so adding kids just for lore is boring.

Would rather want a new champ

GreenLore9/17/2019, 11:42:37 AM1 votes

To be honest I'd say that if any already existing character would be a mom, then it'd be Lissandra.

After all Lissandra is fairly ok with remaining rather passive, while amassing the true ice, so I don't see how a pregnancy would prevent her from sening out her goons to get it. And children are potential servants that can be shaped from their very birth, so they could fill the roles of vital commanders in her army.

Meanwhile I can't imagine Sejuani actually settling down for several months to carry out a child, instead of fighting on the frontlines.