8.17 Skin Bios: Were they ever really gone

Pool Party Surfer Singed- Sure, the haircut is dated, and the off-brand sunscreen is a little dodgy, but Singed held out on the Tiki mug - and look what came roaring back into fashion! The man is a visionary. Pool Party Caitlyn- For Caitlyn, nothing says a perfect summer’s day like lounging at a luxurious poolside, eating shaved ice and drinking tropical libations. And shooting people. She really loves shooting people. Pool Party Leona- Leona is a former champion surfer, who enjoys spending her downtime relaxing on the beach with a light romance novel. Or pretty much any romance novel, in fact. Pool Party Fiora- Not in unfortunately :( Pool Party Miss Fortune- The group’s appointed selfie queen, and dual-wielding master of the water pistol, Sarah Fortune can destroy all comers in a splash fight, and look good while doing it. The photo she’ll post later will look even better. It’s actually kind of upsetting. Pool Party Zoe- Who let this ageless, cosmic child in here unattended? This is a public pool, not some sort of ageless, cosmic daycare. Pool Party Renekton- Lifeguard on duty! Seriously though, be careful-you don’t want CPR from a nine foot tall crocodile man. Pool Party Ziggs- Ziggs is obsessed with creating the biggest water balloon in the history of poolside festivities, for reasons lost on everyone he’s ever met. He keeps insisting he’s a ‘waterologist,’ which isn’t a real thing. Pool Party Graves- Not in unfortunately :( Pool Party Gangplank- Gangplank is the self-crowned King of the Grill, but his summer bod is the real life of the party. There should be a law against those abs. Pool Party Rek’Sai Pool Party Draven- His sunscreen smells like a tire factory, and he keeps shouting about how good he is at everything. But the real kicker is that Draven nevers get sunburned, and he is legitimately good at everything. It’s terrifying marriage of skill, unblemished skin, and...well, Draven. Pool Party Mundo- Pool Party Mundo enjoys his hat and ukulele, but what he really loves are his shorts. They’re comfy, and easy to wear. Pool Party Lulu- Not in unfortunately :( Pool Party Zac- If a guy made of water jumps into the pool, does he become the pool? Or just...part of the pool? Or does the pool become him? This is a very serious question. Pool Party Lee Sin- Lee Sin loves the feeling of the sand between his toes, the sound of the crashing waves, and the warm sun against his skin. He also loves a strong coconut drink. Lee Sin likes to party. Pool Party Taric- Always on alert, Taric will run in cinematic slow motion to save any swimmer in distress. Although, Taric has failed to save a distressing number of them.

Immortal Journey Eternal Sword Yi- A pupil of a famous martial arts school, Yi has dedicated his life to the purity and art of combat. And yet, in his heart, he knows he is worthy of the fabled sword of jade, and a power beyond mere mortality…

God Staff Jax- The God Staff was once an earthly champion, who searched fruitlessly for a weapon worthy of his power. At the twilight of his life, he finally came across a staff with the light of the gods - granting him immortality, and even greater strength.

Divine Sword Irelia- Long ago, the demigoddess Irelia challenged a headstrong dragon king to a duel, defeating him before all the members of his assembled court. In his hubris, he lashed out at her, and in return she sealed his power within her sacred blade, so that he might humility among humankind.

Sacred Sword Janna- Janna is the guardian of an ancient sword made of the purest jade, hidden at the bottom of a silent lake. Those who wield this weapon are granted immortality, and so she must remain in order to protect it.

Radiant Wukong- An ascendant being of nearly limitless power, Radiant Wukong has undertake a great journey to test his skills against history’s greatest warriors. However, overcoming his quick temper and impulsive nature might be his greatest challenge yet.

God Fist Lee Sin- The arrogant wielder of the God Fist was once a mortal boy, tasked by his predecessor to defeat the master of each martial arts school while blindfolded, before facing him at the peak of a treacherous mountain. Emerging victorious, the boy assumed his title - as well as his immortal sight.

Enduring Sword Talon- A haughty dragon king of the south seas, Talon accepted a duel from the demigoddess Irelia, only to be defeated in his own throne room. Humiliated, he lashed out at her...and she sealed his power within her blade, tasking him with finding new purpose in the mortal realm.

Soaring Sword Fiora- A pupil of a famous martial arts school, Fiora pined after her fellow student Yi, but was never able to win his heart. Now she pursues him as he searches for the fabled sword of jade, to protect the artifact from the man she once loved.

Miscellaneous Dark Star Cho’Gath- Spawned from the remnants of a star system crippled by famine, Cho’Gath is driven to feed on any celestial body that crosses his path. These feasts swirl into the twin black holes at his heart- as endless and ageless as his hunger.

Sand Wraith Pyke (Guardian of the Sands)- The vengeful ghost of an ancient caravan master betrayed by his guards, Pyke now lurks within the golden halls of the desert’s remaining city-states. He hunts anyone and everyone who attracts his gaze, claiming they all condemned him to death.

Beemo- To Beemo, or not to Beemo? That is the question

Mecha Aurelion Sol- Designated ASOL-13, the “Mecha Aurelion Sol” is a gigantic, mobile mothership carrying tens of thousands of personnel, attack fighters, and ground-based anti-kaiju vehicles. Buried within its hull are a vast array of weapons, making ASOL-13 more than a match for even the most gargantuan kaiju.

Cosmic 2 Cosmic Enchantress Lulu-Tasked with charting the heavens, Lulu’s whimsical splashes of magic dot the sky with newborn stars. She keeps meticulous records of their names, mourning each of them when they finally come to pass

Cosmic Queen Ashe- Benevolent ruler of the stars, Ashe fires her arrows across the endless darkness of space, creating new constellations wherever they fall. Her court drifts between galaxies, replenishing all the lights that have faded.

Cosmic Defender Xin Zhao- Great horrors are attracted to the light of newborn stars- from the corruptants of the Dark Star, to squirming, ancient things yet unknown. Xin Zhao is the steadfast protector of these cosmic cradles, driving off any that world devour them.

High Noon High Noon Twisted Fate- Resident cardsharp of every dice parlour and gambling den on the high frontier, Tobias ‘Twisted Fate’ Felix likes to split his time between Buzzard Gulch, and the more civilized border towns. He specializes in breaking the hearts and bank accounts- in either order - of amiably naive debutantes.

High Noon Urgot- Jeremiah James was once a famed railroad baron and millionaire industrialist, who bet his own heart on a game of chance... and lost. Left alone in the desert to die, he bargained with a passing devil, trading his immortal soul for a twisted, monstrous body of gears and iron.

Bandito Fiddlesticks- If the day ever comes, riding those dusty trails, when a thin man in a wide hat appears far in the distance… run. Ride hard and fast and never look back, lest the horror known as Fiddlesticks drag you to from your saddle, and into darkness.

Longhorn Alistar- A handful of the Old West’s more pragmatic individuals have integrated into human society - the hulking minotaur Alistar among them. Working as muscle for hire, he can be found breaking up saloon fights as often as knocking down vault doors. If it pays, the longhorn’s on board.

Cowgirl Miss Fortune- No bounty hunter on the prairie is as skilled as Sarah Fortune, but she doesn’t work for anything less than top dollar. Cause enough trouble on the high frontier and, sure enough, she’ll come calling - with two gleaming pistols, and a bullet with your name on it.

Sheriff Caitlyn- The Old West lies far outside the government’s jurisdiction, leaving local peacekeepers to enforce whatever passes for justice on the high frontier. As lone sheriff of the town of Progress, Caitlyn has found that the arm of the law is roughly as long as the rage of her rifle.

Desperada Cassiopeia- Enterprising creatures of the Old West often fall in with more successful bandit clans, serving as nightmarish enforcers, unafraid of a little casual violence. Cassiopeia became infamous as one such outlaw, but following a bloody coup now leads an enclave of her own.

Sandscourge Skarner- Travelers seeking their fortune on the open prairie must take special care at night, when massive, carnivorous, scorpions are lured by the flickering light of campfires. More than one caravan has been lost to the creatures, the bones of their passengers picked clean.

Sonoran Kog’Maw- Long considered a pest by frontier settlers, Kog’Maw critters have been growing in number as more beasts are pushed to the brink of extinction. And they are very, very hungry.

High Noon Yasuo- Not in unfortunately :( High Noon Jhin- Need a man dead? Hire any sun-baked lunatic looking to make a name for themselves out in the Old West. Need to set an example? Then you should seek out the mechanical assassin known as Jhin - and no one will ever forget what happens at the crossroads of murder and art.

High Noon Lucian- A former federal marshal and gunslinger for hire, Lucian’s soul was corrupted when he made a deal with the devil in order to spare the life of his one true love. Double-crossed, and cursed with the power of hell, he now hunts this devil across the high frontier, seeking revenge.

High Noon Thresh- An ancient devil who stalks the great expanses of the Old West, Thresh’s cruel visage is burned into the minds of all living things who fear the day he will come claim their souls. His arrival spells doom for any settlement, its residents flayed and left to rot in the sun.

Akali Skin Bios Blood Moon Akali- Priestesses of the Blood Moon walk their own path, traveling far from the cult to pursue the whispers of their demons. A meditative figure living eep in the snow-dusted wood, Akali was the first woman to embrace her inner darkness, and speak directly with the Blood Moon itself.

Nurse Akali- Hello, nurse! Goodbye, being alive.

Stinger Akali- The Order of the Great Sparrow Bee follows a brutal, time-honored training regimen, teaching students to sting with ferocity and ceaselessness of a horney. Akali is their greatest champion. And she intends to take the art to even greater heights.

Infernal Akali- A djinn summoned from the world below, the Infernal known as Akali will burn her patron’s enemies to cinders… though the cost for such service is always dire.

Silverfang Akali- Former second-in-command of an honorable clan of assassins, Akali has broken from their ranks to find her own path. She plies her trade in the darkest corners of the world’s largest metropolis, awaiting the day when she can establish a clan of her own.

Nunu and Willump skin bios Nunu & Willump Bot- In the year 20XX, RiotCorp rules the world with a cruel, robotic fist. Building his own battling best using code from a forgotten video game (and piles and piles of scrap!) a young mechanic competes in the company’s corporate-sanctioned Rift Wars - for fame and glory

Zombie Nunu and Willump- Ahh, there’s nothing like a mad scientist’s love for his greatest creation. Actually, wait… It’s quite similar to a zombie’s insatiable hunger for BRAAAIIINS!

Demolisher Nunu & Willump- Serving as soldiers of fortune in pitched battles across the land, Demolisher Nunu & Willump are metal as ferro-bonded steel, and ready to introduce a fute-mace to your face. Grungy Nunu and Willump- “Gnar left all his toys out. Hmm. I wonder what this one’s name is? I think I’ll call him Willump. What do you think Willump, should we go on adventure? LET'S JUMP IN SOME TRASH!”

Sasquatch Nunu and Willump- Here is a tale told by the softly falling rain, to a grove of trees. After helping the guardian of the Mossborn Forest free his paws from a hunter’s trap, a young boy is swept into adventure, like a pile of autumn leaves dancing on the wind…

Mafia Mafia Miss Fortune- A former gun for hire, Miss Sarah Fortune has recently spun up her own criminal cartel, with a hand in everything from arms smuggling to protection rackets. Having destabilized the relationship between Twitch and Graves, she now seeks to cement her empire before they get wise to her ambitions.

Gangster Twitch-Deeply violent and severely paranoid, Twitch runs one of the largest crime syndicates in the nation. His orders are carried out by a literal army of rat-men, the only creatures he even comes close to trusting.

Knockout Lee Sin-'Knockout' Lee Sin is a brutal pit fighter, who made his name in the underground circuit, before leaving the bloody sport for greener, more criminal pastures. He currently sells his services as a “problem-solver” to a select group of monied kingpins.

Gragas, Esq- One of the city's top criminal defense attorneys, Gragas, Esquire is often seen carousing with the chief of police and various circuit court judges-mostly because they know he has access to the finest prohibited goods... but also because he's been paying them off for decades.

Mafia Graves- Cool, calm, and collected, Malcolm Graves is head of the notorious Graves crime family-and the only non-rat that Twitch will trust. Recent moves in the criminal underworld have put his alliance with the rat-men on shaky ground, and he's keen to find out why.

Mafia Braum-Miss Fortune's body man is an unnervingly pleasant gentleman by the name of 'Bank Vault' Braum, whose alias was earned ripping the wall off a maximum security gold depository. He is accompanied by a small cadre of gun-toting poros, who love nothing more than belly rubs and murder.

Mafia Jinx- Known by state police as “La Principessa”, Jinx is an unhinged hitwoman with loose ties to the Graves crime family. Sent into rival businesses as a figurative time bomb, the slightest offense will trigger one of her jubilant rampages, with body counts as high as the ceiling.