Take a character you like and ruin them with bad writing.

Legendary Ayachi·1/23/2020, 3:00:55 AM·18 votes·18,719 views

I'll start with

"When she was young, Leona had always been the disliked by her parents for being too merciful, but that didn't stop her from fighting for the Solari. One day after a long mission, she returned home to meet her parents. However, she couldn't believe what she just saw. Her parents, on the ground. Dead, and their home, broken in chaos. "It must have been a Lunari!" she thought. And so Leona had sworn to correct her mistakes and bring peace to her parents by killing literally every Lunari she meets. In hopes that of them was the one who took her parents' lives.

Also, Diana is Leona's half-sister because her father had an affair with a woman before he married Leona's mother."

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Infernape1/23/2020, 11:06:13 AM15 votes

Varus

The entirety of his retcon.

FURRY V21/23/2020, 10:32:05 AM14 votes

Once upon a time, there was an anthro cat, who had a tiny house among the woods and a pet. He was very happy, loved his job as a gardener. Daisies were his favorites. A day however, when he went home of the shop with fish flavored tins, something weird happened. It started as the usual, but...

Rengar "Hey cutie, I came home! Brought fish too!" Yuumi "Meow!"

Groomed the fur of his pet, while filled her bowl with juicy dead fish giblets, even stealing one or two pieces as he was doing so. Now, as the pet enjoying her meal, the tin needs to be handled as well. So, just needed to be thrown into the trashcan. Approaches the mentioned object and just before he could have thrown it inside...

Rengar "What is that..?"

Leans closer to the thing behind the trashcan... Till it grunts at him!

Khazix "HISS!"

The cat-man falls back in shock, as the bug fled with a bounce, leaving a hole on the wall behind.

Rengar "Oh no..!"

He worries.

Rengar "I've got cockroaches!"

Without losing any time, calls a specialist in hope, the problem could be solved less than a day. For his luck, the call got answered quickly and so, the specialist arrives in no time.

Singed "Guten tag Katze--mann! I am S P E Z I A L I S T, came to zerstören das problem. Problem, insekten, ja?" Rengar "Uh.. Yes..? Instecken..! Biiiig instecken.. Hole on wall..! That big..!" Singed "Ja-ja, großes Insekt..! Sorgen no, ich bin S P E Z I A L I S T. I enter das building, insekte ka-putt!" Rengar "But I called for an engineer to fix the hole on my wall..!" Singed "STILLE! Insekten damaged Ihre Haus! ES IST ZEIT FÜR RACHE! WIR MÜSSEN DIE INSEKTEN AUSROTTEN!"

And the specialist ran into the house, leaving a poisonous trail behind.

Rengar "..oh boy.."

Sitting outside the yard in worry, among his favorite flowers, which are slowly decaying under the purple mist...

Yuumi "Meow..?"

His cat approaches him and makes herself comfortable on his lap. Smiles at her and caresses the skin under her jaw.

Rengar "You know.. We would sit inside and watch TV at the moment, if there wasn't this huge bug..." Singed "JA, JA, ATME GAS EIN, DU BASTARDE!" Rengar "Now, our home is uninhabitable, the garden is rotting and there is a hole on the wall. Could it be any worse?" Anivia "Hey guys!"

An icy bird descended just next to them. She looks filled with energy! However, her presence is kinda.. cool. Like, a lot.

Rengar "Anivia? What are you doing here? Brr..." Anivia "Ah, nothing serious. Autumn just ended and came to bring winter for you, good fellas!"

Before our protagonist could have said a word, 30cm of snow fell from the skies in no time, covering the scenery completely in white. Even Anivia is surprised a bit, as shakes the snow off of herself.

Anivia "That was a lot of snow! Guess I make new records each year! Haha!" Rengar "I'm...... very glad......"

Murmurs under his whiskers, while searches for his pet under the ocean of snowflakes.

"Yo, kiddos. Heard somethin' hit a wall so hard it BLEW it out. Show me da' wall, so I can hit a BIGGER hole alright'?"

VI, the champion of hole making has arrived. Somehow she always gets to places where a hole is being formed by some sort of impact. Rengar answers to her calmly, while stands up with his frozen cat in hands.

Rengar "You really do not need. The creature left.." "I don' care mate'. I just want to hit a BIGGER hole than his, got it'? Don't bother by the way, found the hole. I'm goin' to hit da wall SO hard..!"

..as it made the house collapse.

"Yo, that's a hole! As big as it's not anymore! Got it, alright'? Rhymed!" Singed "WIR WERDEN ANDGEGRIFFEN! SENDE VERSTÄRKING!"

Noises are coming from under the debris, their source is even trying to get to the surface. With minimal success..

Anivia "Whaaa.. That was impressive, VI! You always amaze me!" "I'm awesome, aight'?" Singed "HILFE!!"

Poor Rengar hardly can say a word. His life and home is in ruins. No more movie nights. No more daisies. No more scratching post..

Rengar "All of this, because of this cursed bug..."

And so, Rengar decided to hunt this cursed bug down. Just after his pet got a flying heater, of course.

-FIN-

"Yo, it's over when I say, aight'? So... Um.. WANNA A PUNCH AT YOU FACE?!" Rammus "OK." "Wha? No mate', not cool!" Anivia _"Are you insulting my winter? You can form perfect snowballs of them!" Syndra _"DID SOMEBODY SAY, BALLS?! SHOW ME!" Alistar "I can shove you so bad, you would see stars for days!" AurelionSol "My bare presence is enough for such, just saying..." Volibear "You're not even close to be a bear. A lizard-ling, perhaps." Renekton "Do you have a problem with lizards, you over-steroid-ed squirrel?" Gnar "Galaka marr marr rapa!" Jinx "Yeah, you are right!"

King Lego1/23/2020, 10:39:19 AM13 votes

Velkoz

.....you know what nah. I'd get perma banned for this one even if it's a joke...

mrmeddyman1/23/2020, 6:25:26 AM13 votes

Yeah but Riot just did that to Leona.

"Isn't just so tragic when people who were close in their youth get ripped apart by differing ideologies or better yet by D E S T I N Y. Lets just make this pointless change to reflect that because we don't have any other character dynamics like that in the game right now!"

Shen Zed Jayce Viktor Kayle Morgana Azir Xerath

Yeah old Leona wasn't a compelling character before because she grew up in a system of fervent religion that clouded her judgement but was beginning to grow into an individual who thought for herself after merging with the Aspect of the Sun and seeing its' incomplete memories of the Lunari and Solari being one, but needing to hunt down a woman she once hated to see the complete truth.

Now Leona and Diana ascend one right after another in the most contrived, cookie-cutter, because F A T E D E M A N D S I T, let's have a tragic duel for the ages scenarios I've seen

Diana kills the Solari elders that Leona probably loved dearly and looked to for guidance but the paragraph right after discovering her people slain by Diana’s hand, her motivation for finding Diana isn't to bisect her, but to quote

She has sworn to find Diana, to preserve the dominance of the Solari... but also to help her old friend control the Moon Aspect’s power before it destroys her. lol wtf?

All interaction with Atreus removed because god forbid we have champions that don't come factory sealed in a monogamous rivalry that allows for no other interaction with other champions to explore a wider range of emotions other than whatever flag they're waving.

Yeah so Riot beat you to the punch...

Jeddy0171/23/2020, 5:36:37 PM11 votes

Braum kicks a Poro.

Shiny Gorochu1/23/2020, 11:05:31 AM9 votes

any character: And then they got super pregnant

NotaRobot10061/23/2020, 3:28:55 PM9 votes

Once upon a time, there was a malicious metallic menace Mordekaiser who formed an empire of murder because he didn't have anything better to do. But this story isn't about him. It's about his most competent and least trusted advisor Leblanc .

Her original name long lost to history, she saw Mordekaiser bonking his enemies to death with his ridonkulously huge mace and was so enamored that she named herself LeBonk, which is Ur-Noxian for "the Bonk." While her weak noodle arms were too spindly to heft a dude-sized mace herself, she excelled at the planning and scheming that by necessity comes before bonking someone to death with maces. LeBonk was so good at scheming that she decided to control the Bonk herself. She usurped Mordekaiser, sending him back to his Horrifying Realm of Death (not to be confused with the Horrifying Empire of Death he'd founded on the mortal plane).

With her greatest foe out of the way, LeBonk was free to pull strings from the shadows and founded the Bonk Rose, a cult centered around beating the crap out of their enemies with blunt objects. It enjoyed so much success that it went on to inspire the military culture of Noxus. To this day, Noxus' go-to solution for all of their problems (and source of most of said problems) is "hit it hard with something big."

Rapterminator 021/23/2020, 4:54:11 PM8 votes

It was the peak of the Darkin war. Aatrox waded into battle, trusting his immortality to bring him victory. He seemed unstoppable btw. But then, darkness came to him. The Aspects of Targon had given humanity the tools to defeat the Darkin. Trapping the Darkin inside their weapon, their immortality was circumvented.

     “What has happened to me?” Aatrox thought. He tried to move, yet he couldn't. He tried to breath, yet he couldn't. He sensed battle raging around him, yet he was unable to fight. Soon he understood. “They have rendered me harmless!” He thought. He tried to shout out to his followers, to anyone who would try to pick him up. No sound was made. At lase, a warrior grasped his hilt and was overcome by the power of Aatrox, quickly turning to ashes. Soon enough, the battle was lost. The Darkin were defeated.

Years passed and Aatrox suffered from living in his mind. He became suicidal. But he was immortal, something he brought on himself. He thought of ways to die, but only stuck with one. All things must end. But how? Here he was, trapped inside a sword. If he ever got the chance to take a host, he must be prepared to end the world in one go. He knew what he must do. He was going to end everyones whole career, including his own.

     For the next thousands and thousands of years, Aatrox crafted insults that could end whole careers by themself. He would call a yordle a hamster. He would call people weak. He would insult flashing mastery. He would be truly unstoppable btw. 

    Now he waits for a worthy host to give him life, then and only then, can he end the world’s whole career and finally bring unemployment upon himself.

QMighty1/23/2020, 10:37:37 PM6 votes

Shyvana 's father isn't part of the lore anymore ... oh wait

4 Step Cadence1/23/2020, 3:35:18 PM6 votes

insert literally any of my writing about Jhin here cause its all bad

some degenerate1/24/2020, 8:40:45 AM5 votes

Jhin was actually just an ordinary, sane dude who lived a relatively normal (but kind of disappointing) life until one day, everything changed when he came across an antique stage mask at some abandoned theater.

Little did he know that the mask was actually an ancient artifact that imprisoned a powerful demon/Darkin/ancient primordial evil/etc.

The mask corrupted him via Thresh 2.0 and that’s the sole reason why he became the creepy deranged serial killer we see in-game.

Hydroxlic1/23/2020, 9:03:16 PM4 votes

Malzahar had enough of people wanting to speak to his manager so he whipped a dagger at the next old lady that asked.

Catastroclysm1/23/2020, 2:21:52 PM4 votes

I'm not sure if this is Leonas real lore or not now, as I stopped paying attention with the retcon years ago, but it would not surprise me at all if it was. ._.

RyzeTheSmurfMage1/23/2020, 10:45:45 AM4 votes

Azir gets killed by Sivir in a 1v1 because of some Disney cliche BS plot armor because "tImE oF tHe aScendEd hAS paSseD" and estabilshes a democracy. either that or Azir kills himself (unlike Epstein)

Ryze He takes Lux as an apprentice and ends up sacrifing himself to save her due to her being the last hope or some shit. Either that or he kills himself

Kiwi Lemonade1/24/2020, 2:09:49 AM4 votes

Alistar Once a normal cow, a man Sett attempting to milk those. Alistar Grew so angry and harnessed that rage to stand on two feet and speak English. He headbutted Sett away from him and trampled off into the sunset, dead set on reminding all of those he comes across of what is and is not _milkable. _

TheBentOn31/23/2020, 8:18:30 PM3 votes

TahmKench

Was the first prototype of that annoying singing wall fish, It eventually came into the possession of some cultists who hung it at the wall of their secret cultist lair.

One day during a summoning ritual some smartass cultist decided it would be a good idea to hit the button on the singing fish right as the dark priests were finishing their incantations. And thusTahm Kench was born.

To this day he haunts the water ways and taverns of the world singing “Take me to the river.” unceasingly. Driving unfortunate travelers insane until they finally break and give him their soul in order to make the music stop.

The Dreamwalker1/23/2020, 4:47:07 PM3 votes

MissFortune : She likes big boats and she cannot lie.

Minimac20001/23/2020, 5:19:32 PM3 votes

Ezreal goes from enthusiastic, likable if shallow han solo-esque rogue adventurer to arrogant douchebag responsible for mulitple accidental near genocides with major daddy issues....

Varus goes from interesting moral quandary about sometimes having to embrace evil to combat the evil in the world and that paired with a compelling vengeance arc into gay threeway of incompetence, diversity, and edge.....

Swain goes from mortal master strategist who outsmarts everyone including immortals with a bird like evil league batman into "guess I'll just blow them up with overwhelming demon hand force cuz I'm immortal lul"....

Oh wait.... riot got those already

kyoyaoaaa1/24/2020, 6:00:09 AM3 votes

Irelia One day a man Gragas shidded but when he shat a baby came out and her name was Irelia

When searching for the father, detectives asked a magical wizard who the father was. The wizard cackled as he gave only a hint to who the father was before he disappeared forever.

The father is said to be a muscular man with lips and a nose.

14daysuspensionk1/23/2020, 11:01:23 PM2 votes

Well Morgana's not my favorite, but take her current story and turn it into her first or second version of her lore.

As for Nidalee, my favorite.

Nidalee Cat female Mowgli created for a video game in its era where visual designs were bad.

AnotherPurple3791/24/2020, 2:09:24 AM2 votes

Katarina completely forgets she has family such as Talon , Cassiopeia , and her parents, and never interacts with them ever again. She's working for Swain just because, with no conflict or even explanation, and no exploration of her own desires, personality, goals, and what she personally wants for her nation or how she sees her version of strength. She's just made into a pawn for Noxus to use and the lore treats her as such. Her conflict with her father is never brought up again or is hastily written away with no pay-off, and instead of bringing up how such a life-changing event should be having a major effect on her, it is completely ignored. Her story is only made to revolve around Garen , and instead of a potentially interesting examination of their characters and a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers tale, it just becomes yet another boring "opposites attract" and "love at first sight" story that's already been done a million times.

I really hope Riot proves me wrong.

in a hood near u1/23/2020, 3:32:36 PM2 votes

Clang clang clang

HommeGoujon1/23/2020, 8:23:28 PM2 votes

Shen : "The worlds balance is being threatened?" --> Becomes an equilibrist and tours with Jhin.

Caretaker Jack2/13/2020, 11:28:17 PM1 votes

Or write nothing about them at all -- Bard

The Whamboozler1/23/2020, 11:12:35 AM1 votes

Riot already beat me to it.

Which champion am I talking about? Go on and guess.

ModRowanstar1/26/2020, 6:11:22 AM1 votes

Its a cat and a book that go places and eat fish.
Its a cat yordle who cant talk and is secretly a body builder.
Its a big guy that has some metal and a spiky ball. He likes to die things.

ModRowanstar1/26/2020, 6:18:37 AM1 votes

One day a scary skeleton man with green fire and hook went to a house. after tickling the man in there with his hook, he then borrowed the mans soul to go on a business trip to pirateland. There he met a guy who had dreads and lasers and after the laser man threw him jnto a river, the skull man went away. Then one day Skull man battled Laser Dread guy again and this time the Dreads guy punched a hole in his spooky flashlight and let all the fireflies out. But one firefly, a pretty lady who Dread man was married to go out. Then skull man went away.

HalfTangible2/8/2020, 6:48:08 PM1 votes

Garen was secretly evil all along.

All Evelynn ever really wanted was to fall in love, settle down, and raise a family.

One day, Kled realized he had a problem and went to rehab in Demacia.

Kayle is evil and there's nothing else to discuss.

Morgana is good and there's nothing else to discuss.

(FTR Kayle and Morg's can be flipped and still ruin them both)

RainXBlade1/24/2020, 5:25:31 AM1 votes

Lux is now portrayed as a Mary Sue character with the powers of a god.

General Esdeath 1/23/2020, 6:14:43 PM1 votes

As a human, Brand was sad about the woman he liked not liking him back, so he torched the village and then met Ryze who taught him magic but his caveman brain couldn't process it and so he grabbed a world rune and became an evil fireball for some reason

Pendergast8911/24/2020, 12:04:06 AM1 votes

anything about Garen in the sylas comics

Requiemsfire1/23/2020, 9:36:38 PM1 votes

Kaisa gets handily obliterated on Velkoz 's exit of the void.