If League were Game of Thrones - An alt story classic just written by me

YEEZY BOOSTS·10/10/2017, 11:52:21 PM·3 votes·611 views

Cast: Tyrion Lannister - Gragas Jamie Lannister - Garen Cersei Lannister - Lux Joffrey Baratheon-Lannister - Draven Ned Stark - Graves Sansa Stark - Morgana Bran Stark - Swain Jon Snow-Targaryan - Taric Daenarys Targaryan - Shyvana Hodor - Braum

Alright so you got Garen biffin' Lux in the castle up at Winterfell. Lux was gruntin like a pig. Garen looks up and see's a bird on the window. Swain was watchin em the whole time. Swain pops his ult and is a bird storm. Garen gets up and pushes Swain to the ground with his ult like the little bitch he is.

Then we got Draven making Morgana look at her dead Dad's head on a spike like the f'd up twat he is. No wonder Morgana is all dark and putting sad tear puddles underneath everyone.

Gragas out there poundin bitches and chuggin Wine. He's biffin' all the whores he can find. Then he's out there talkin to the dragon bitch Shyvana . Being her 'Hand of the King'. Shyvana be biffin' Taric , that dog. Taric is just sendin out the heals to everyone and saving the world with his ult. Shyvana just keeps getting close to ulting and becoming a total dragon bitch.

Swain doing some weird ass shit up beyond the wall with his homie Braum . See's all the white walkers coming at him. Braum just stands up at the end and holds his door. Epic.

Graves is just a cool ass dude. Trying to be the best dad and protector of the Realm that he can. When all of a sudden crazy ass Draven comes up with his antics and chops his fucking head off. Just tossin' axes and shit. Fuhhhh. He was just trying to be a dad you little self absorbed dipshit Draven

TLDR: Game of Thrones and LOL Character nonsense

4 Comments

KoKoboto10/10/2017, 11:56:29 PM2 votes

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/890/751/76a.gif I am so tempted to downvote because Garen Lux... It's really funny overall tho...I will just not do anything... http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/890/751/76a.gif

Imma BillCosby U10/30/2017, 9:09:58 PM2 votes

Pretty cool story man, I liked it. summoner 7

YEEZY BOOSTS10/11/2017, 10:23:54 PM1 votes

Hmmm, is my sense of humor off?

Why am I getting downvoted to hell?

ouchmygooch10/30/2017, 9:18:16 PM1 votes

Your dialect sounds like you're Irish.