The Most Dangerous Place to Live?
What's the most dangerous place to live in Runeterra that people actually live in?
Let's just start counting the ways to die in Zaun.
- a psychotic Crunk seeking to "cure" you with cleavers and emergency "surgery".
https://i.imgur.com/2U4sdem.gifv
-maniac that has fun by exploding things and shooting at people.
-mad scientist that kidnaps people to experiment on
-mutant rat that just pops out of the sewers to kill you an melt your eyes out for stealing his "juice" -human waste you're trying to recycle into baby formula. His stench will stay with you forever and haunt you if you escape. If.
-Strogg like cyborg anarchist that insists "the strong survive" and that anyone can die.
-Mutant cyborg wolf man that's like Punisher mixed with Wolverine . Even if he tries to save you that's no guarantee you'll get out alive, because he has blood rages.
-Sure. Zac is a fun guy, right? But don't make him angry. If you're a bad guy, well that's ONE more thing to worry about.
And then there's normal life in Zaun. You could be robbed, murdered, die at work in a chem-mine, or in machinery, and more. And if you were a Sump-snipe?
Riding the Rising Howl was one of many rites of passage for the kids of Zaun. Like reaching the top of Old Hungry with all your limbs intact, cutpursing a baron’s man or playing knock-and-run with a stilt-walking sump-scrapper. Zaun had a seemingly endless procession of insanely dangerous tests you had to pass to truly count yourself a hard-bitten street kid.
https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/zaun-cityironglass/
So many terrible ways to go.
The only place that quite compares would perhaps be Bilgewater -what with being a city of Pirates, with Wharfrats that can strip a man down to the bones, and sea serpents, and occasionally The Black Mist of the Shadow Isles. And I think Zaun is worse. Even Noxus sounds like a safer place than the other two.
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