The Most Dangerous Place to Live?

Dreamspitter·10/17/2017, 2:31:21 PM·2 votes·935 views

What's the most dangerous place to live in Runeterra that people actually live in?

Let's just start counting the ways to die in Zaun.

DrMundo - a psychotic Crunk seeking to "cure" you with cleavers and emergency "surgery".

https://i.imgur.com/2U4sdem.gifv

Jinx -maniac that has fun by exploding things and shooting at people.

Singed -mad scientist that kidnaps people to experiment on

Twitch -mutant rat that just pops out of the sewers to kill you an melt your eyes out for stealing his "juice" -human waste you're trying to recycle into baby formula. His stench will stay with you forever and haunt you if you escape. If.

Urgot -Strogg like cyborg anarchist that insists "the strong survive" and that anyone can die.

Warwick -Mutant cyborg wolf man that's like Punisher mixed with Wolverine . Even if he tries to save you that's no guarantee you'll get out alive, because he has blood rages.

Zac -Sure. Zac is a fun guy, right? But don't make him angry. If you're a bad guy, well that's ONE more thing to worry about.

And then there's normal life in Zaun. You could be robbed, murdered, die at work in a chem-mine, or in machinery, and more. And if you were a Sump-snipe?

Riding the Rising Howl was one of many rites of passage for the kids of Zaun. Like reaching the top of Old Hungry with all your limbs intact, cutpursing a baron’s man or playing knock-and-run with a stilt-walking sump-scrapper. Zaun had a seemingly endless procession of insanely dangerous tests you had to pass to truly count yourself a hard-bitten street kid.

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/zaun-cityironglass/

So many terrible ways to go.

The only place that quite compares would perhaps be Bilgewater -what with being a city of Pirates, with Wharfrats that can strip a man down to the bones, and sea serpents, and occasionally The Black Mist of the Shadow Isles. And I think Zaun is worse. Even Noxus sounds like a safer place than the other two.

8 Comments

GreenLore10/17/2017, 5:13:17 PM2 votes

Yeah Zaun and Bilgewater seem like the most dangerous places where humans actually live. Not sure which is worse though. Zaun is a hellhole for sure,but Bilgewater might fall completely if the harrowing continues to haunt it like this.

4 Step Cadence10/17/2017, 5:25:23 PM2 votes

Meanwhile, in Ionia.

Jhin "You will be my greatest masterpiece."

RastaBrotha10/17/2017, 6:07:12 PM2 votes

This is what they should introduce the 'Champion Spotlights' with.

melts your eyes out for stealing his "human juice". perfect

XIII Vanitas10/17/2017, 6:09:18 PM1 votes

The entire world of Runeterra is pretty dangerous. The only safe places are probably those under Demacian control.