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Take me out on a first date, How will you treat me?

DBS Ronovon·5/15/2018, 10:52:51 AM·3 votes·2,958 views

For this scenario, its a fun roleplay, and is just a first casual date, nothing more.

You're inbox has 6 new messages!

You open the first message and you see a picture of a youthful girl Ahri "Hi, I'm Ahri, and its my first time using the summoner's dating site, would you take a charming girl like me out? Any cool places to eat near you? I'd like to see what its like in your human world, I promise I won't be too charming, and if you're good to me, you might get a kiss before I have to go back to the rift."

You open the second message and view a woman of dignity Sona "Summoner, I had a special device made, if you place this magical lobe transmitter on your temple, I can communicate with you telepathically. Sigh... All of the other dates I have had ended in disaster, we couldn't communicate, and weren't really able to connect. I am hoping you'll wear this recently constructed device and give me a chance to talk plainly using only our minds. If that doesn't scare you, I would love to get some sushi, and perhaps I could watch you dance for me while I play a tune on my Zither, what do you think? tee hee hee"

You open the third and ominous message with a dark photo Syndra "I have been single for so long, and I am not here for your pleasure at all. You will do as I command, and no negotiating this in any way. Bring me 3 items and I may let you live, if you even have the courage to show up for a date with me. Bring me salt, sulfur, and spirit, and I will cast some magic with you as my test subject, and if you please me, I will levitate you a bit for my own amusement. If you can hold a conversation about the ancients, mysticism, and esoteric wisdom of old, maybe we could be something in the future."

You open the fourth message and get the feeling this woman will interrogate you when you meetVi "Hi there, I'm Vi, I'm a cop, have no kids, never married. How about you? We can meet up at a coffee shop, after I have ran your social security number through a federal background investigation. I don't date criminals, and please if you're a cop or military, no I don't need saving, I am a big girl and can take care of myself, thanks. If you like beer, shooting pool, and can take a punch, maybe I'll like you. I am a sucker for puppies."

You open the fifth message, and see a stunning beauty Irelia "Greetings, I am Irelia, I love to dance, and if you could bring me some exotic flowers from your land, I would really enjoy them. I love serene places, nice views, and the fresh air. Could you maybe take me on an outdoor hike to some national park or to a special garden destination? Sorry if I sound like such a tourist, I just want to get out and see what beauty there is out there, and see some of the lands I haven't traveled to before. If you can accommodate any of these things I would be grateful to you, and maybe if I like you, I will show you my secret sword dance in private, and don't worry, nothing dangerous I promise. No really I am nice when I am not on the Rift. I don't bite :)

You open the sixth message and see a picture of a pretty hyper chick Jinx "lolololol.... I can't believe I am on this site, your picture looks okay I guess, meh. I'm bored, so lets hang out sometime. I like guns, and redbull/monster energy drinks, and oh yeah, if you know a place we could ride on a roller coaster I'd be down for whatever, unless you're scared hehe, just kidding, :. Yeah I don't have all day, so make up your mind soon, ugh... god I am so bored.... if you don't have a gun, I can always bring mine and I'll let you shoot it, its a minigun/rocket launcher.... no seriously, its both. So if you can find a place to even shoot it, I am sure you'll love it. hugs hope to cya soon.

After opening the 6 messages, you have the option to take one of them on a first date and reject the other 5, or you can pretend you are only talking to one of them while playing the field and see which one is the best. What will you do, and how will you treat her/them? What will you bring to the first date, and how do you think you would fare in a situation with any of these women?

Another hypothetical: Optional Side note, anyone who picked Jinx, what would you do if you had a far-right winged gun rights activist like her as a girlfriend?

Alert two more messages appear in your inbox, check them! You open the 8th message(the 7th was spam) and see a pale, smiling face.Jhin "Hello, my dear. I've been admiring you for 4 months now. Only now do I have the courage to ask you out on a date. I've met several other women on this site, yet none of them lasted for more than 4 months. We could go dancing, perhaps? Or go to a show, like an opera or concert. Or go for a relaxing stroll. Or we could simply stay home and have tea. Whatever fits you best. I am flexible, after all. I suppose you're wondering about me. I'm an artist, a showman. I love to perform on stage, or just on the street. I enjoy song, dance, poetry, art... Pretty much any of the arts, really. It doesn't matter if you share my interests to this extent, but having something to talk about would be lovely. Hopefully I'll see you on the Rift. You are rather beautiful, but I could make you perfect."

Jhin add-on courtesy of: 4 Step Candace Thanks! :D

18 Comments

4 Step Cadence5/15/2018, 11:33:07 AM3 votes

You open the 8th message(the 7th was spam) and see a pale, smiling face.Jhin "Hello, my dear. I've been admiring you for 4 months now. Only now do I have the courage to ask you out on a date. I've met several other women on this site, yet none of them lasted for more than 4 months. We could go dancing, perhaps? Or go to a show, like an opera or concert. Or go for a relaxing stroll. Or we could simply stay home and have tea. Whatever fits you best. I am flexible, after all. I suppose you're wondering about me. I'm an artist, a showman. I love to perform on stage, or just on the street. I enjoy song, dance, poetry, art... Pretty much any of the arts, really. It doesn't matter if you share my interests to this extent, but having something to talk about would be lovely. Hopefully I'll see you on the Rift. You are rather beautiful, but I could make you perfect."

Chembaron Yamada5/15/2018, 11:36:52 AM2 votes

Vi is the only one being even just slightly a competition to Jinx, but in the end, I just have to vote for my lovely lunatic. And she obviously knows how to have fun.

"I wanna try something fun right now, I guess some people call it ANARCHY!~"

About the additional Jinx question: how do you come up with the idea that she is far right? She is neither a gun activist nor far right the slightest in my opinion. You don't have to have these traits to be a gun enthusiast, you know?

Warlord Rhinark5/15/2018, 12:41:57 PM2 votes

Ahri = Weeb trash and furry.

Sona = Decent I guess.

Syndra = What.

Vi = I mean. If you're into that kind of stuff.

Irelia = Quite possibly the only "normal" one, if a bit akward at conversation.

Jinx = What is wrong with people.

Metro Man5/15/2018, 3:33:10 PM2 votes

VI is the best imo

Eternal7915/15/2018, 5:06:52 PM2 votes

I'd take Jinx to plant some massive explosives all around Piltover and then have dessert at the top of the clock tower as we watch the city light up in the night.

KuroCaliber5/15/2018, 6:55:32 PM2 votes

This is really cute, so I'll play.
To: Irelia

Hello Irelia, I'm KuroCaliber. I'm traveler originally from Demacia. If you're looking for fresh air and gorgeous views, I can assure you that you'll find no equal to what you can see on the back of an ebony wyvern. There's no better feeling than feeling the wind caress your face as you lay gaze upon the freljordian site known as Rakkelstake. Or see the sun rise above the clouds on the summit of Mt Targon. If you're into warmer places, the great sun disk of Shurima now stands, gleaming proudly at the apex of the city. And if something more serene is your want, a pleasant evening exploring the rocky mountains and lovely lakes of my home city of High Silvermere. If any of these locales catch your fancy, let me know.

--- KuroCaliber PS: I'd be happy to provide a meal, as I do love to cook.